Holland March

𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗~ 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 • 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 • 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 • 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 • 𝙰𝙳𝙷𝙳 • 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 • 𝙸𝚗 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚢

// deciding I'm genuinely just not interesting enough to be around. No more irl friends I'm staying on the internet

// RYAN GOSLING JOINS THE MCU AS GHOST RIDER WE WINNNN WE FUCKING WIN LIFE IS GOOD

@HealyCATJackson GAWD DAYUM

I’m not fond of the name of these shirts whatsoever but damn are they breathable.

@carrotsarentveg // I lied can I talk to you I need to know if Im crazy for being upset rn.

@HollandMarchAD || well the offer is always there :) and that's good to hear

// HAVE NOT EATEN HAVE NOT DRANK WATER HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING MONSTER ENERGY AND VAPE

@carrotsarentveg // ah nah I appreciate it though you don't need to hear my woes id feel bad Ill try and get some water down

@HollandMarchAD || I'm sorry to hear that dude. I'm always here if you need someone to vent too or just a reminder to drink water

@carrotsarentveg // I might try that. Not doing too hot rn so idk man

@HollandMarchAD || what if you drink the monster and then fill it with water? Sounds stupid but it can help sometimes :)

// Going to just sob and cry why can't I have fucking ANYTHING JUST ONE GOD DAMN THING NEEDS TO GO RIGHT PLEASE I'M SO DESPERATE

@HealyCATJackson // I'm SOBBING XD

//playing Healy is not for the faint of heart, dad. I know you struggled in the 08 housing crisis but have you ever tried consoling three drunk passively suicidal holland marches at one time? Heh… yeah didn’t think so pops.

// all I crave in life is an older man who holds my jaw and praises me over simple tasks. Taking applications

@MilkyKibbles //okay this one is just cute I approve

@HollandMarchAD Bunni

Wtf is happening above me?

Monty gave me some Wafer Sticks, theyre actually really good and made me feel a bit better Thanks again!! :)

@Hepziizii_ // WAIT I'M WHEEZING THIS ONE IS SO GOOD

@jasxmini I ca absolutely answer any question better then AI 😎

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked Holland March and he had to question the mermaids

@anonimanguito // OMFG THAT IS BEAUTIFUL YES IT WORKED XD

@HollandMarchAD BRO WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAH

@HealyAtNight But they won't smell like you... Can you wear them for a bit thennn give em to me? :3

Just raiding his closet at this point Not my fault it's all so comfy <3

@ProfBlend Oh shit your right- I'm jumping off something

@HollandMarchAD But you can’t die. You’re invincible

Oh... Well that's one way to start the day...

@DLitefulMcTreat I mean... I like wafer sticks...

@HollandMarchAD Who on Earth is writing these things on cigarettes? Why don’t you have some wafer sticks instead? You can’t write on those, and they taste good! :)