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@Holli_Chandler

🌸carthage college '22🌸 ☕️barista☕️ chicago

Katılım Aralık 2014
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
If you listen to the "making my way downtown" song and don't think of White Chicks wyd
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Yea giving birth is hard and all, but have you ever had a brain freeze for more than five seconds?
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Mountains aren’t funny they are hill areas
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Dogs can’t operate scanners but catscan
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
If squids could talk they would say squidwards
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
A slap in the face is way more hurtful than a slap on the wrist
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1984’s George Whorewell
1984’s George Whorewell@EwdatsGROSS·
Can everyone who’s actually attractive and posts selfies pls go to Instagram where they are wanted????? Twitter is for sad bois and gurls with dumb bitch tweets only!!!!!
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
I just realized BOGO is short for buy one get one...
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Here I am doing my laundry like a normal human being, but how could I possibly do it without the help of my mosquito friends? That’s right folks! They’re always there to help! ⚠️beware⚠️
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Don’t you just hate when you’re forced to ruin a perfect winged eye bc you botched the other one?? 🙄
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Bridges Coffey@bridgescoffey3·
Help me out...
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Every 16y/o ever: I GOT MY LICENSE!!! Every 17y/o or older: Wow, better stay off the roads!
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Since this is the 2nd time, I feel like I need to address this. Excuse me, but there is no law saying I have to wait in the middle of the intersection for a yellow light SO STOP HONKING AT ME IF I DONT WANNA SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION PERSON BEHIND ME!!!!!!
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
I'm so over people who don't think anyone else has feelings
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Why do you let me cry myself to sleep every night
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Why do I let people hurt me so bad when I don't even matter to them
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Post Malone
Post Malone@PostMalone·
seriously tho don't let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that's fucking awesome
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
Me: Niko it's national girlfriend day! Niko: I think that was yesterday. Me: you can still post something cute. Niko: .... Me: ....
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cholli@Holli_Chandler·
I've become one of those everyday contact wearers and I never thought I'd turn into one😳
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