Kevin Hollinrake Parody

@PaulaGilling @straight_batter @broderickmills3 Sounds like #samfender lyrics..

I was brought up in similar houses but the streets were kept tidy, I don't remember anyone on the dole and very few pensioners, in the main because not many lived that long.

@NottheRtHonGav1 Well said. I used to live in Crayke Castle - I don’t moan about not having it anymore - also what I don’t understand is why the fuss over £20 - it wouldn’t even buy a starter at my fave restaurant.

Poor people should worry less about losing 20 quid a week and pleased you had it in the first place! #UniversalCredit

@Charineducation @PeteJackson32 A total nightmare? As BJ would say prenez un grip! You live in God’s own county so cheer up.

@pberry2006 @kevinhollinrake Ouch.

Fantastic news! Brilliant bloke who will do a brilliant job in government, really delighted 👏👏👏

@brybarrett999 @kevinhollinrake It’s important to remember that Dominic Cummings spends more on petrol than the average nurse so an additional payment is justified.

@NottheRtHonGav1 Go Gavin!

@robbiepaton @kevinhollinrake @BritEuropa Yep..

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@NottheRtHonGav1 Lol. If you do Boris watch out for my nose.

@Hollinrake_Not We can get Sturdy to do Patel

As Kevin hasn’t commented yesterday or today re 100,000 Covid deaths I thought I would and update it to today’s 101,887 Covid deaths. At least Johnson & Cummings did everything they could have done to help. Did I mention 101,887 Covid deaths?

@NottheRtHonGav1 Possible job for us here. I’ll do Gove - you can have Boris.

@Hollinrake_Not Sorry that was harsh. Our time will come and we will work together. As master and subordinate.

@NottheRtHonGav1 Our time will come.

@Hollinrake_Not Thanks Kevin. I’m sure a junior Ministerial position beckons

@NottheRtHonGav1 You’re far more embarrassing than I am - which is saying something.

Super round of interviews this morning. Don’t think my stupidity or jingoism showed through at all. Apart from all those bits where I opened my mouth. #GavinWilliamson

I’ve been asked to self-isolate for 14 days; apparently it’s got nothing to do with COVID-19 but because I’m irritating.

@Swallowboat I don’t.

Do we know anyone like that in the North Yorkshire area of Thirsk and Malton ?

@NottheRtHonGav1 Oi Private Pike - show your richer elders some respect. So what if I spend a lot on hair care?

@Hollinrake_Not Now then Kev, there’s a spot of banter in the media about your 88k expenses. Did you get a haircut?

Woohoo! I’m trending on Twitter. Should share my wisdom with the unwashed and hungry plebs more often!

Ooh - suits you sir..

Hey kids - who likes my lockdown hair? #faceapp #kevinhollinrake

Pose no. 167: the Michael Flatley