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”Shawty fine as fuck plus she a 10 but I don’t need her” 👐🏻 🔥 New video out now on YouTube #NOVISA 🔥 🇳🇬🇵🇱 Link in bio 🙏🙏

@GGNBAYB Why you gotta prove to people that he ain’t check? People gin find out eventually dummy

NBA Ben 10 responded to Jamore Instagram calls "When I say lil bra good I mean he overly!"

@DaveOCKOP Shoulda scored the fucking pen then

A sad ending to Mohamed Salah's European career with Liverpool. He gave it his all after coming on. He worked incredibly hard. It just didn't work out but his effort was incredible. We lacked the class PSG had. It's as simple as that.

@backndfendi People thinking Ben 10 is worried about instagram right now stupid af. Bruh is dying

NBA Ben10 has finally posted on his instagram saying “dont you count a real one out” then with a hashtag saying “Leave da country before its too late” 😬 Pray for AllStar Jr 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@TouchlineX How about NO?

🚨 Aurelio De Laurentiis (Napoli owner) is stating that the younger generation is losing interest in football, and has come up with new idea's! • 25 minutes per half, instead of 45. • No acting on the pitch, you LEAVE the pitch immediately. • No red cards and yellow cards: instead, 5 minutes out or 20 minutes out. • More goals are needed to create more spectacle, so more changes to the rules are necessary.

The funniest thing ever is Man City winning a treble in their “worst” season

@LiverpoolFCW What type of van dijk ass defending did I just see? 😭

Ceri Holland. Wow 🔥

@Sawyle_ Does not look good

Peace looks better on me.

@printf_meme_ My everyday life 😭

@official_esclub @Abrams_mufc We didn’t qualify because captain ndidi should have just cleared the ball instead tried to trap the ball in our box 18. No need to blame someone in the office

It is quite saddening to learn that after months of waiting and hoping, FIFA didn’t dismiss our petition against DR Congo because we lacked a case, but because we failed to do the basic things, file on time and pay the required fees. FIFA could not even dignify us with a formal response, but reportedly had to notify the NFF via phone. That alone tells you everything about how seriously our case was taken. Now the NFF has to appeal at CAS, which is very unlikely to entertain a case that was thrown out on procedural grounds. We may have already lost this case, not in the courtroom, but in an office where someone didn’t do a job properly💔🇳🇬

@AgberoFcBAT @indykaila Have you watched any of our games? You genuinely start watching our games and think “yeah we gonna win this one” ???! Wake up bruh

We are 5th in the Premier League, only 2 points behind Aston Villa with a game in hand. If we win that, we are back in the Top 4. We are also in the Champions League Quarter Finals (facing PSG next month) and the FA Cup Quarter Finals. If this is a crisis, then 18 other teams in the league would kill for our problems.

We can't say much, but a couple of the senior players are confused by Arne Slot's change of tactics from last season. They don't understand why pace on the wings wasn't replaced after losing attackers in the summer. It will take a miracle for Arne Slot to survive this crisis.

@Adaete1 @Obey_Whaley Gtf with this ChatGPT ass essay

Neo, let me tell you something. To our ancestors who lived 100 years ago, if you told them people can speak to each other clearly and even see themselves whilst living in two different continents, they'd call it lamba. To us, it is not lamba because we actually lived it. You call it lamba because you saw an INACCURATE AI video based on someone's imagination of what could possibly have happened. The story of the red sea crossing —like almost all biblical stories— are hard to believe considering the fact that we don't experience such miracles and direct divine intervention in our daily lives any longer. So something sounding impossible doesn’t make it false—it may simply be beyond your experience. However, Hebrews 11:6 says: “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to Him must believe that He exists and that He rewards those who earnestly seek Him.” This means, we need faith to even believe the Bible to start with, because we are dealing with things that sound esoteric to us. You must have the faith that the bible is true. Interestingly, no one expects you to simply have faith in the bible just because anybody says so. Christians don't just believe the Bible is a holy book without good reason. Christians have good independent reasons to believe in the AUTHENTICITY, FACTUALITY and DIVINITY of the Bible. . There's a reason the Bible is different from every other book including the Qur'an. This is why the Bible debunks such claims as the ones that say it is a man-inspired book for control and other blasphemous utterances. Some of these reasons are: (1) — Fulfilled Prophecies (Literally one of the most interesting things to discover about the Bible). No other book has accurately predicted world events up to centuries before their fulfillment whilst being accurate up to the date. We’re not talking about vague guesses—there are detailed predictions about nations, kings, and events written centuries before they happened. For e.g: (a) Fall of Babylon— Isaiah 44(named before it happened). The prophecy naming Cyrus as the king who would conquer Babylon was written 150-200 years before the event eventually occurred and before Cyrus himself was born. It was stated he would conquer Babylon and free captives. According to History, Cyrus the Great, did indeed conquer Babylon exactly as described and issued policies that allowed exiles return (including Jews). (b) Destruction of Tyre in Ezekiel 26. The method of destruction was described. This was fulfilled when Alexander the Great destroyed the city exactly as stated. (c) Destruction of Jerusalem including the temple, Luke 21. This was fulfilled in 70 AD by the Romans several decades after. (d) The prophecy about the Messiah, Isaiah 53, written 700 years before Jesus Christ. (e) There are many more prophecies including the prediction of the endtime behaviour of humans. And don't even get me started on Daniel's Prophecies! Those ones are a nuclear powerhouse by itself. (2)— Scientific Accuracy Ahead of Its Time. The Bible reflects accurate knowledge beyond human understanding at the time it was written. (3)—Internal Harmony and Consistency: For a book written by 40 different writers of various backgrounds across a 1600 years period to be as internally consistent as to tell a single unified message, only shows Divine inspiration. (4)—Preservation of the Bible and its survival despite serious campaigns to destroy it, as well as the consistency of its message despite having thousands of manuscripts, simply shows there's a God behind it who wants the book read by humans! (5)—Practical Wisdom That Works: A book from God should produce good results in real life—and it does. The whole essence of the Bible is founded on the principles of -Promoting love, peace, self-control, -Encouraging strong families and -Discouraging harmful behaviours. (6)—Honesty About Human Weakness: The Bible doesn’t hide the flaws of its own heroes: (Kings fail, Prophets struggle and Apostles made mistakes). A human-made religious book would likely glorify its leaders—but the Bible is honest and balanced. And (7)—It Explains Life’s Big Questions: -Why we suffer -Why humans die -What happens after death -What the future holds. Only a divinely-inspired book could do all of these accurately. On that basis, we can trust and believe the stories in the bible, like the red sea crossing.

@UTDTrey The rule says if you walk off you forfeit.. simple. Any other actions by the Moroccan team is a fine at most

Morocco stole towels and disrupted every team they faced Senegal stormed off the pitch and acted very badly If CAF was fair they’d disqualify both of them and give the 3rd place team the trophy. Real football fans will agree with me

@D_Preacher_1 If you were born to a Christian family. 90% of time you’ll be a Christian. Likewise other religions. It wasn’t really anyone’s decision

Do people believe in God because they found evidence, or because they were taught to believe as children?

@keshdelight @SeunBlxck ordinary???.. I cried infront of a baddie that I worked so hard to get because of toothache.

Never knew in my entire life that ordinary toothache can kíll someone . May her soul rest in peace 🕊️

@lindaikeji The problem is that EVERYBODY is in Lagos that’s why. Other states have free flowing movements because it’s practically empty. Nothing wey Lagos gov wan do if people don’t agree to spread out to other states

Young Lagosian shows the different buses he takes to work and how much each one costs. When added together, his transport fare comes to almost ₦70,000 every month.

@_justhemzy @lindaikeji You dey suffer no be small 💀 😭

@lindaikeji Omgg🥹😩….That’s my video…Thanks for posting my content🥹🤲

@Sire_wills @lindaikeji Fry pan to fire

@lindaikeji If you live in Lagos do everything to get a car .

@bunniifemmestar @loveforjummah @yumyumeg @keleliensprstar You go explain tire.. (use ChatGPT for street translation)

@loveforjummah @yumyumeg @keleliensprstar not a soul is talking about you man her tweet just meant that she’s not nigerian 😭😭people are on her tl using words she doesn’t understand so she’s “not where she should be” it is quite literally a joke.

Does anyone else's tl just randomly get super Nigerian every once in a while??? I'm seeing inside jokes I know nothing about

@Prestigious_Gt @OludoyinT From overdraft to overdaft 😭

Some years ago, one of my guys called to borrow £700, saying it was very urgent. I didn’t have the money, so I took an overdraft from Lloyds to send it to him. I told myself I’d just pay the interest, they charged £0.90 daily. He borrowed it for a month. When he sent the money back, I didn’t even tell him it was an overdraft. He just returned the £700, and I used my own money to clear the interest. So I asked, “What did you even use the money for that it was so urgent?” What he said blew my mind. He said: “I took an overdraft and didn’t want to pay interest until my next salary, so I needed £700 to avoid the charges till I got paid.” In my head, I nearly went mad. Me, I took an overdraft to help someone clear their overdraft. Truly, I am daft. 💔

@centregoals @iplaythegame17 What needs to be addressed is the sight of fully grown, elite athletes men who spend hours lifting the heaviest weights in the gym and can easily hold their balance when shoved in everyday life, throwing themselves to the ground at the slightest touch just to win a free kick.

🚨🚨🎙️| Ruud Gullit on modern football: "I’ve decided to stop watching football. I no longer take any pleasure in our sport. I watched Arsenal against Chelsea; what an absolutely utterly poor match! I see players trying to force corners, trying to force throw-ins, and I see ball boys ready to hand towels to the players. Football has become absolutely horrible. I hope this isn’t the path we’re taking. I want players capable of taking on defenders in duels, someone like Lamine Yamal. I’m missing the joy! I no longer take any pleasure in football. Where are the players who dribble? Where are the players with balls?" [@ZS_Voetbal]