Homolander

Self-preservation is the prime directive of evolution and human biology. Coded in our brains and DNA. Whether you realize it or not we are now in a global evolutionary war. Your task is to save yourself and those like you who compose your genetic family. Survival of the fittest.

@OffMenuOfficial Just re-listening to old episodes and I need Ed to know that “spoopy” or whatever nonsense he’s saying on the Ed Sheeran Halloween episode is NOT a thing. Spooky season yes. Spoopy no. Sorry to break it to you. Although you tried to blame your wife.

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@Badhombre I think “corrupt” is the world you’re actually looking for. He’s not weak. He’s very strong and successful at sabotage.

The first government shutdown happened because John Thune is weak. The SAVE America Act hasn’t passed because John Thune is weak. The No Rogue Rulings Act limiting out of control district court judges isn’t law because John Thune is weak. Trump’s EO banning sex changes for kids isn’t codified into law because John Thune is weak. Trump’s EO banning men from playing in women’s sports isn’t codified into law because John Thune is weak. The DHS partial shutdown is ongoing because John Thune is weak.

@EricLDaugh She’s a stupid elderly Hispanic immigrant. Shouldn’t even be on the court. She should be deported.

🚨 LMFAO! Liberal Justice Sotomayor tries GOTCHA on GOP lawyer, gets CALLED OUT "Maybe we should have another president NOW, wasn't FL counting ballots after [election day 2000]?" 🤡 LAWYER: "With all due respect, that is the REDDEST of RED HERRINGS!" 🔥

🚨 BREAKING: Japanese automaker Toyota just announced an ADDITIONAL $1 BILLION investment into US manufacturing plants days after PM Sanae Takaichi visited President Trump at the White House The "experts" lose again! 🇺🇸🇯🇵 - $800M goes to a Kentucky factory to boost RAV4 and Camry production, and a new EV - $200M goes to Indiana facility to surge production for the Grand Highlander SUV

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Stephen Miller just PUMMELED the fake news in front of a packed crowd "If we had an HONEST media, those statistics I gave you would be 24/7 ON THE NEWS." 🔥 "Think about this. Under President Trump: largest reduction of m*rders in American history, in crime, in drug overdose death, in fentanyl, in illegal migration...IN ONE YEAR!"

@EricLDaugh Houston is normally very ghetto like the TSA workers there. ICE is not composed of ghetto adult daycare workers.

🚨 JUST IN: ICE agents were just spotted actively ASSISTING Americans through TSA at Houston airport Democrats wanted you to believe ICE was there to TERRORIZE families In reality, they’re helping, and Americans appreciate it 🇺🇸👏🏻

@EricLDaugh @GregAbbott_TX

🚨 BREAKING: Legislation to ban Islamic SHARIA LAW from taking root in Florida is being sent to Gov. Ron DeSantis' desk for signature This is HUGE! Florida will NEVER allow itself to be dictated by Islam's repressive doctrines ☀️ Islam is not compatible with the west. PERIOD.

🚨 SEN. MIKE LEE JUST NAILED IT: "We’d never dream of voting in another country’s elections. Why should we allow noncitizens to vote in U.S. elections?! We must pass the SAVE America Act." Cancel Easter recess, stay and pass the bill!

🚨 WOW! JD Vance and Marco Rubio were just found to be the CLEAR top two candidates for the 2028 Republican presidential nomination in New Hampshire Rubio has more than doubled his vote share from October, impressive! JD and Marco are both great 🇺🇸 Democrats have to pick between Pete Buttigieg and Gavin Newsom, or AOC or Kamala Harris 😂

@EricLDaugh They’re sincerely very worried that they will actually face sedition and treason charges some day when @SusieWiles isn’t covering for them

🚨 JUST IN: Senate Democrats are moving to force Republicans to vote on "affirming the results of the 2020 election" WTF?! DHS is shut down and all they care about is voting on the 2020 election? How can ANYONE vote Democrat at this point. They are psychopaths!

🚨 HOLY CRAP! As many as 29 STATES may have their laws overturned after the Supreme Court indicated they will rule against allowing mail-in ballots to come in after Election Day This would be huge, and could be a 6-3 ruling 🔥 JUSTICE ALITO: "Independence DAY, birthDAY, and Election DAY. They are all particular DAYS. So if we start with that, if I have nothing more to look at than the phrase 'Election Day,' I think this is the DAY in which everything is going to take place." 🫳🎤

@KennedyFaith__ @FLVoiceNews More photos of ICE as they ensured swift movement through TSA, freeing up agents to work screeners! x.com/KennedyFaith__…

@EricLDaugh @KennedyFaith__ @FLVoiceNews Now you should be asking why is TSA normally so incompetent? Because TSA is just a giant govt welfare program for Blacks who have no education or job qualifications. Federal jobs have been used as adult daycare for Blacks for decades. Yall are slow.

🚨 HOLY CRAP!! ICE has helped totally CLEAR OUT the TSA lines at Southwest Florida Airport "This morning, travelers experienced a wait time, but since I got here, the lines are moving SMOOTH." "COMPLETELY empty!" Our reporter has been inside and the place is CRAWLING with ICE and HSI 🔥 Thank you President Trump! It's all going according to plan, and travelers are grateful 🇺🇸

🚨BREAKING: ICE officers spotted assisting TSA operations at airports across the country.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump just DEMANDED that the Senate GOP buckles down and STAYS IN DC until the SAVE America Act is ON HIS DESK! "Don't worry about Easter going home. In fact, make this one for Jesus.” @LeaderJohnThune can be a HERO to every American by giving us the secure elections we DESERVE to have!

Did anyone else predict CNN would be confirming how ICE is the most efficient government agency in history? The RECORD-LONG wait lines at ATL were cleared up in the few hours after ICE arrived. I say keep them at the airports, would make my life A LOT easier.

@nicksortor Did you not know TSA is literally just a welfare job for Blacks who have no work qualifications or experience?