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Chief@BarstoolChief
Sometimes i feel like I sold my soul for the 2016 cubs World Series and I’m never going to see any win of any kind ever again
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Mike Honcho
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Mike Honcho
@HonchoCommaMike
this is Mike Honcho’s parody account
Katılım Mayıs 2019
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They think they’re the good guys. Scary stuff
Molly Crane-Newman@molcranenewman
“I’m saying fuck Brian Thompson. I don’t give a flying fuck he died,” says Ashley Rojas, wearing her press badge provided by @NYCMayorsOffice. Lena Weissbrot adds that Thompson’s teenage sons “are better off without him” and should “enjoy the blood money.”
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Yeah, we are approaching shake up the lineup time.
🅱️🚂@blakecowellx
Even as a Happ guy Not sure how much longer you can keep that K% in the 4 hole It’s back breaking
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Kyle Schwarber is the first to 20 homers in 2026!
MLB@MLB
Kyle Schwarber's second homer of the night is his 20th of the season!
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@tory4heisman What does this even mean? We have played at Baylor and Kansas this century. Or are you just dumber than a bag of rocks?
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When ISU comes to Carver this winter, it’ll be their first time stepping on an Elite Eight court this century.
Additionally, it will be TJ Otzelberger’s first time ever being on an E8 court.
David Eickholt@DavidEickholt
The University of Iowa Athletics Department has purchased the official court used in the NCAA Houston Regional Elite Eight. The new playing surface comes as the current Carver-Hawkeye Arena court -- last replaced in 2016 -- had reached a typical point in its lifecycle for replacement.
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the scam is running out
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Business schools are slashing MBA tuition by as much as 50% due to falling demand.
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Sources: The #Panthers will host the #Bears in Week 1, as a pair of former #1 overall picks in Caleb Williams and Bryce Young face-off.
Both Carolina and Chicago won their divisions last year. 🏈
Jordan Schultz@Schultz_Report
Sources: The #Seahawks will open the 2026 season at home with a Super Bowl rematch against the #Patriots. So, the 2026 NFL season will begin with the two teams that ended last season. 🔥🔥
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Caleb Wilson implied he has spoken to the Bulls.
Praised Chicago and the plenty of North Carolina connections with the Bulls. Also called out Bryson Graham’s SLAP principle.
Said he for sure fits it. I’d agree.
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Congratulations on kicking the can down the road.
The Mayor’s deficit closing relies primarily on a huge bailout from Albany ($8b over 2 years) and delayed payments like pension costs which just get stretched farther into the future
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders
Congratulations to Mayor Mamdani. He inherited a huge budget deficit, brought it down to zero, and still invested in childcare, housing and city infrastructure. When municipal governments stand with working families, not billionaires, there is nothing they cannot accomplish.
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Top NET REVENUE SURPLUS (Total Rev -Total Exp) FBS athletic programs for FY25 per EADA reports:
Texas: $65.7
Notre Dame: $44.9
Iowa: $29.1
Indiana: $22.8
Penn St: $22.7
Boise St: $19.9
BYU: $16.5
Purdue: $15.4
Alabama: $14.6
Michigan: $14.3
Kansas: $13.8
Wash St: $13.7
Syracuse: $11.8
Wisconsin: $10.0
Minnesota: $10.0
Auburn: $ 9.3
Nebraska: $ 7.3
Texas A&M: $ 7.2
NC St: $6.8
Georgia: $6.8
Utah: $6.5
UCF: $5.3
Jeff Fuller@jjfuller72
New EADA Grand Total Revenue for FY 2025 (ALL FBS schools, Military Academies don't report); 1-10 Texas $ 343.1 Ohio St. $ 295.3 Notre Dame $ 289.6 Tennessee $ 285.4 Penn St. $ 254.4 Alabama $ 244.6 Michigan $ 236.4 Texas A&M $ 235.5 Oklahoma $ 234.4 USC $ 234.0 11-20 Georgia $ 233.5 Miami (FL) $ 230.5 LSU $ 223.4 Nebraska $ 205.8 Auburn $ 205.3 South Carolina $ 204.6 Florida $ 199.2 Arkansas $ 195.9 Stanford $ 192.8 Florida St. $ 192.7 21-30 Wisconsin $ 190.5 Kentucky $ 186.6 Clemson $ 186.1 Indiana $ 182.1 Duke $ 181.6 Missouri $ 181.1 North Carolina $ 180.8 Iowa $ 180.0 **Washington $ 178.4 Illinois $ 174.6 31-40 Kansas $ 173.7 UCLA $ 173.4 California $ 173.1 Rutgers $ 171.7 Ole Miss $ 171.1 **Oregon $ 167.1 Colorado $ 161.7 Michigan St. $ 160.7 Mississippi St. $ 157.3 Minnesota $ 156.8 41-50 TCU $ 156.0 Louisville $ 155.9 Oklahoma St. $ 153.7 **BYU $ 153.4 Virginia Tech $ 151.6 Pittsburgh $ 151.3 Virginia $ 150.6 Purdue $ 150.5 ^^SMU $ 150.2 Arizona St. $ 149.3 51-60 Vanderbilt $ 146.4 Baylor $ 144.1 Boston College $ 142.1 Georgia Tech $ 140.4 NC State $ 135.8 Arizona $ 132.7 Northwestern $ 131.8 Texas Tech $ 128.8 Maryland $ 128.7 Utah $ 125.2 61-70 USF $ 122.1 Syracuse $ 120.8 **Cincinnati $ 119.3 West Virginia $ 117.4 Wake Forest $ 114.6 **UCF $ 108.9 Oregon St. $ 104.8 Iowa St. $ 103.9 Kansas St. $ 103.0 **Houston $ 100.1 71-80 UConn $ 97.1 San Diego St. $ 89.8 Boise St. $ 89.7 Washington St. $ 82.2 UNLV $ 77.3 Temple $ 71.2 Rice $ 70.4 James Madison $ 68.4 East Carolina $ 68.0 Tulane $ 66.2 81-90 Memphis $ 65.9 Delaware $ 65.5 Fresno St. $ 63.4 Liberty $ 62.1 New Mexico $ 61.1 Tulsa $ 59.8 North Texas $ 58.1 UMass $ 57.7 Colorado St. $ 55.8 Charlotte $ 55.0 91-100 UTSA $ 54.4 Hawaii $ 53.8 Nevada $ 53.2 Old Dominion $ 53.2 Texas St. $ 52.2 Wyoming $ 50.4 Buffalo $ 50.0 Fla. Atlantic $ 49.3 Utah St. $ 48.3 Coastal Carolina $ 47.0 101-110 Marshall $ 47.0 Sacramento St $ 46.3 App State $ 44.9 UAB $ 43.9 Western Mich. $ 43.7 Louisiana $ 42.9 San Jose St. $ 42.9 FIU $ 42.4 Kennesaw St. $ 42.3 Miami (OH) $ 41.2 111-120 Georgia St. $ 40.0 Middle Tenn. $ 40.0 Troy $ 39.7 Toledo $ 39.5 Eastern Mich. $ 38.9 Central Mich. $ 38.5 Ga. Southern $ 38.1 Kent St. $ 37.2 New Mexico St. $ 37.1 Bowling Green $ 35.3 121-130 North Dakota St $ 34.8 Jacksonville St. $ 34.6 NIU $ 34.3 Louisiana Tech $ 34.0 Arkansas St. $ 33.8 Akron $ 33.6 Ohio $ 33.0 South Alabama $ 32.6 UTEP $ 32.4 Sam Houston $ 32.0 131-135 Southern Miss. $ 31.9 Western Ky. $ 31.3 Ball St. $ 30.3 Missouri St. $ 28.1 ULM $ 20.6 ** “Half-share” payouts from conference distributions ^^ SMU receives no media contract portion in their conference distributions ^^^^ALL schools (public & PRIVATE) are required to self-report these EADA (US Dept of Education) figures each year. Other revenue figures obtained from public school's financial and tax documents (FOIA requests) may vary for some schools. However, this EADA database is worthwhile to report since it is standardized and includes all private schools as well.
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On3@On3
NEW: Nebraska QB Anthony Colandrea tells @PeteNakos expectations have changed in Lincoln👀 "You’re not here to just not win a national championship. I’m not coming here to just win eight or nine games. I want to win a national championship; I want to go to the playoffs. I have high expectations, and we have high expectations as a team. When I first got here, it felt like the bar was eight or nine wins, and I was like, no — we want to win 11, 12 games. We’ve got to go win. That’s the biggest thing." Exclusive: on3.com/news/anthony-c…
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Here is the story of Fran McCaffery insisting the emcee of Coaches Vs Cancer be removed or he would no longer attend.
His wife also heckled Keith Murphy as he was talking at the event.
You truly don’t hate this family enough.
Anything to say? @connor_m30
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@steven_sipple You have to be joking with this shit bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Rhule deserves scrutiny entering Year 4. But fairness matters. Nebraska’s reportedly operating with a $29M roster budget while Big Ten heavies push $50M+. Huskers should still contend for CFP buzz — but closing gap isn’t as simple as one might think.
on3.com/teams/nebraska…
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Steve Sarkisian tells @MattHayesCFB academic standards are different at Texas.
“At Texas, we will only take 50% of a player’s academic credit hours. But at Ole Miss, all you have to do is take basket weaving & you can get an Ole Miss degree.”
on3.com/news/steve-sar…
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Cameron Kasky: "You don’t get to say the word illegals anymore."
Scott Jennings: "Who are you to tell me what I can and can't say? I've never met you, brother. I can say whatever I want. They're illegal aliens, and that's what the law calls them."
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