@lady_valor_07 Kids my wife and smash that delicious dinner.
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Sarcastic Former Missionary
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Sarcastic Former Missionary
@HonestMissnary
Former missionary venting common mistakes, misconceptions and other m words.
Katılım Ekim 2014
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@Matt_Pinner Kiss my wife. Add some cocktail sauce and smash that dinner! Then kiss my wife again.
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You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to this.
What do you do?
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@steveolivas Hahahaha well played sir…well played.
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Well…I never use steak sauce.
I use ketchup. Like a SANE person!
Sarcastic Former Missionary@HonestMissnary
Yeah @steveolivas Listen to Lisa!
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@chefsevenn Apparently you did not grow up poor. I still eat hot dogs like that just because I can and am a professional.
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@Matt_Pinner My leather boots have more moisture!
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Ketchup isn’t available… What are you putting on this? 🤔
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@chefsevenn Lemon juice and some Louisiana hot sauce
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@JennMGreenberg I want to know how this turned out?!?!
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Accidentally put Cayenne Pepper in my pumpkin pie instead of Nutmeg.
This Thanksgiving is going to be so interesting 😳😈
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“No man is a failure who has friends.”
~Clarence Oddbody
Happy Thanksgiving, friends!
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@alphafox Not a husband, that is a man-child.
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