Absxnthe & Tea

I don't want a ring proposal. Propose to me with a Zweihander though and we'll be heading to the church in an hour.

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This economy is so ass... How do I get a sugar daddy?

Just ate warm apple pie and that first bite had me moaning like a WHORE getting FUCKED

I can buy a custom Zweihänder for like $700.... i know what im saving fooorrr

Nice magic nerd. Anyway, check this shit out

I'm not religious but absolutely smash

How down bad am I for knights that I've started dreaming about them 😭 Had a dream where it was a war gathering and the king betrayed everyone and one of em that was like a priest knight (?) was like "his head is mine" like what mannnn

💦 . . . #chest #pecs #muscle #abs #model

the deep sea collection by jimmy choo

This kind of Dagger 🗡️

the series continues...

Modern reconstitution of a German suit of armor from the late XVth century, during the reign of the Holy Roman Emperor Maximilian I of Habsburg

Both are a smash

i love when someone is a perv for me and i love when someone makes me feel comfortable enough to openly be a perv for them.

Every day is yearning for my lord husband to appear in my life man

actually my k*nks boil down to “i want someone to desire me so strongly and urgently that they just can’t control themself around me”