Hookland

Today's answer to the question: 'What is Hookland?'

@MijiMijiyoon38 Thank you MY.

@HooklandGuide Beautiful words & image Thank You

Give me paths marked by Fox Brides. Give me feral magics. Give me navigations from shore to hedge to hill where each stepping is a conversation with the spirits of place. – #EmilyCBanting #Witchcraft

@SmallSpaceCorgi @ElliottBlackwe3 @AtlanticaBeira @JudyCorbett @ExmoorPonyClub @TheHugHouse @TeddysFamiwy @TiffanySebzda @tristia @WithVoss @EllieChaseModel @gladlib @MarshsLibrary @yalelibrary @RebecMasterton @skullsnsheets @TeawithTolkien @DiaryOfPepys @SelfAwareROOMBA Thank you Christian.

Goodnight from Goslet Road, where bombsite nightmares breach their corrugated iron containment to bleed into the city’s dreaming. Goodnight from Joe Barber, so ale-addled at death his spirit has no idea why the Aelfstone pub crawl mile stretches eternal. Goodnight from Hookland.

@IronGMindset Who cares what an alleged child rapist is driving?

🚨 NEW: Andrew Tate spotted driving his brand NEW Mclaren around LA

@MarcelaPetra__ You already own Kilroy and all of Hookland.

@HooklandGuide I even went to an antiquarian bookshop asking for D.A. Kilroy, ☺️. Now I’ve come to the conclusion that having read Hookland’s tweets, I don’t need Kilroy. I’m sure it’s even better...Thank you

The rural is propagandised in chocolate box aesthetics, cosy cottages sold in Sunday supplements. A thousand hollow lies to commodify the countryside. Yet the truth is feral. The garden path is ghosted. Enfolding woods watch with malevolence. Everywhere curse-trapped. – #DAKilroy

@folkmagicman Of course. Rude not to.

A poignant visit to St Swithun's in Worcester today as it was the final AGM of the Friends who've done so much to keep this building in good order over the years. Of course I had to pay a visit to some of the excellent apotropaic marks while I was there... apotropaios.co.uk/store/p16/St-S…

@TopStriker Who cares what an alleged child rapist says?

Andrew Tate AURA farming on a X space with Alex Jones, Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy:

@CrayonMurders @deathtoscam Stands on the hubris of knowing nothing.

@deathtoscam 😂 Of course you do. That’s how I know you’re absolutely clueless.

🇺🇸 JUST IN: Andrew Tate has filed a second amended complaint against select defendants in the Florida defamation case dismissed last December. The case proceeds only against those defendants. Doe (anonymous) defendants remain dismissed. 🧵👇🏼

@nikitabier @Antunes1 Some of us do and have done purely original content from day one. Anything that work to reward original content is a good, anything that penalises frauds and thieves is a good.

@Antunes1 Your entire account is repost factory. You steal content from others. You are not a “creator” in any sense of the word. You systematically exploited the rev share program. X has reallocated your payout toward original content creators.

One of the most important things that Elon taught me: People engaging in fraud are always the first and loudest to complain.

@Eva_Talbott Goodnight Eva.

@HooklandGuide Good night from the Homely House where a sandworm worthy of Shai-Hulud is blanketed in cotton. Good night from the Big Dog, whose wishes for a journey came true. Good night from the Little Dog, who did not enjoy the journey. Good night, guide.

Goodnight from The Inch of Rope pub, where the darts team are seeking cunning help to ill-luck their rivals for the Cup. Goodnight from Coreham Castle Park, where a Wishblood gang are playing the sort of games that can only ever be conducted in darkness. Goodnight from Hookland.

@MijiMijiyoon38 Goodnight MY.

@HooklandGuide Invisible Hares luv this G'Nite Hookland

Goodnight from John and Johanna Hall, sitting stunned amid wreckage of trifle, crockery and coffee, half-convinced one of their dinner party guests was possessed. Goodnight from Max Wheeler, wishing his dog wouldn’t run off chasing invisible hares. Goodnight from Hookland.

@Eva_Talbott Goodnight Eva. Rest well.

@HooklandGuide Good night from a cold seat in a musty smelling building, where actors wait backstage to reveal a game of lies. Good night from the dogs, confined in durance vile. Goodnight, guide.

Goodnight from Mary Marlow, pouring extra cider into the Gathergood stew she’s making for her late husband’s birthday dinner. Goodnight from Susie Mugford, hollowed out by The Boom-boom Club and wishing there was a spell to cure the heart of tenderness. Goodnight from Hookland.

@nicoval69 Who cares what an alleged child sex trafficker says?

One of the greatest videos of Andrew Tate you will ever witness

@Eva_Talbott Goodnight Eva.

@HooklandGuide Goodnight, Guide.

Goodnight from young Davey Smith, wondering if it’s really true that being breathed on by a Harrowhound will give him the super power of being able to see ghosts. Goodnight from Rettenford, where the Witch-child is swimming the pond she was drowned in. Goodnight from Hookland.

@Dplanet @approfre @JoeyMannarino @macka66926 Little triggered snowflakes.

@approfre @JoeyMannarino @macka66926 You lot are such snowflakes 😂😂

So, let’s get this straight. The government of the United Kingdom has banned at least four people expected or confirmed to speak at Tommy Robinson’s rally on May 16th from entering the country. Eva Vlaardingerbroek of the Netherlands Ada Lluch of Spain Valentina Gomez of the USA and myself, Joey Mannarino of the USA What in the hell are the people in the government so afraid of?

@TheTowerOfKings Who cares what an alleged child rapist says?

Both. All The Time. -Andrew Tate

@DeezHanz @primetateHQ @Cobratate So many lies every story is crooked.

@primetateHQ @Cobratate Are you sure about that?

Andrew Tate is the king of COVID. While everyone cowarded out like a p*ssy, he didn’t give a shit about the virus from DAY ONE. He took a flight to Sweden and partied with his brother in nightclubs while the rest of the world was locked in their houses. W Tate.

@Tiger12Leo @NightSkyNow He would probably like being probed.

@NightSkyNow Who else but Andrew Tate

If aliens requested a meeting with one human to represent Earth, who should we choose?

@soullessparty Dobbin deserved it.

Who remembers Pedigree Chum??