Hookland

Today's answer to the question: 'What is Hookland?'

@dave333albiston Goodnight Dave.

@HooklandGuide And it’s goodnight from him ‘The Two Ronnies’ 😃

Goodnight from the Gribble family, their strained singing of ABBA in the car failing to lighten the mood of crossing Northmoor as mist chokes its road. Goodnight from Long Lytton, its fast-flowing stream gurgling the names of everyone it has ever drowned. Goodnight from Hookland.

@amdavies141a Thank you Adrian. I really hope you enjoy it.

@HooklandGuide Ordered on Amazon, no problem at all, easy peasy, as if by magic 😹 Looking forward to reading!

A Hookland box of delights has arrived.

@hiegleah Goodnight. May your sleep be a balm.

@HooklandGuide Goodnight dear Hookland

@PeggyMountPod Will be interested to know what you make of it.

Heatwave? Pah! We’re settling down in the autumnal cool of the study to immerse ourselves in @HooklandGuide… Join us: amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/106859…

@PeggyMountPod That looks most inviting. Wish I could join you. Thank you.

@FrancineHibiscs Thank you Francine.

GET YOU SOME! and you can also get one for your Kindle!

@chipmcintosh Thank you. Appreciated.

@HooklandGuide Just did!

@RHarlandSmith @jim_nauseum2 @TheZombyDerp Happy to lighten the load.

@HooklandGuide @jim_nauseum2 @TheZombyDerp I came here to make this joke. Now I don’t have to. Good day to you.

No, Dick. You and your joke of a party need to stop posting these shitty AI-enhanced images, trying to pass them off as real. The original needed brightening, but it was fine. If they weren't such gullible idiots, I'd feel sorry for them with their mutant hands and melty faces 🥴

@TinyWriterLaura Thank you.

25. Hookland Fragments Volume One by David Southwell a gorgeous meander through @HooklandGuide’s fertile ghost soil, and an absolute pleasure to read

***2026 reading thread*** 1. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens i promised i’d give Dickens another go this year so began with one i’d read at school & university, & i was pleasantly surprised by how much easier, funnier, & more enjoyable i found it. me & Charles may get on!

@gardener_the Proper!

Whenever a woman in the village puts up a 'The Man Next Door Might Be A Werewolf' poster on a pole, some bastard pulls it down. They don't like knowing that we know. Of course another one goes straight back up. It's a history told in nails, pins and staples. – Hannah Bell #VOH

@Gadget440 Colonial bullshit.

Translation: Clavicular has been exposed on stream repeatedly as having 0 idea how to talk to women, so he is hoping he will find it easier in third world countries.

@DeezHanz @Randomjanitor86 Account on a time out. Maybe that’s triggered him.

@Randomjanitor86 What a shame. One claimed to be over the beef between all of us. Not sure why he decided to reignite it with you

@DeezHanz Gee Jay Wick stops and just like that One picks up the slack. What are the odds?

@TheZombyPop @TheZombyDerp @reformparty_uk @Joseph_Boam Why does he look like he has just farted on his hand and is smelling his finger? Why does he look like a backing dancer for Leo Sayer?

Hot off the press!!! @reformparty_uk councillor @Joseph_Boam plays a game of “Thumb or Chode?” in a non disclosed car park in his constituency on company time. Silly games don’t fix problems, Broseph. 👍🤘👌

UK orders amazon.co.uk/dp/1068598123 or hopefully later in the week, signed with a special Right To Reside insert from Treadwell’s.

North Americans may order via amazon.com/dp/1068598123

@RamonaRightNow 20 engines, 125 officers at its worst, but all under control. We have been very lucky.

@HooklandGuide Yikes. Fingers crossed you suffer no loss.

My street is on fire and several houses are burning. We have been evacuated, but normal Hookland service may not happen for a bit.

@CathyTaister We are all OK thanks to 20 engines and at least 125 firefighters.

@HooklandGuide Stay safe. Hope your place is ok