Hookland

Today's answer to the question: 'What is Hookland?'

@FrancineHibiscs Thank you Francine.

GET YOU SOME! and you can also get one for your Kindle!

@chipmcintosh Thank you. Appreciated.

@HooklandGuide Just did!

A Hookland box of delights has arrived.

@RHarlandSmith @jim_nauseum2 @TheZombyDerp Happy to lighten the load.

@HooklandGuide @jim_nauseum2 @TheZombyDerp I came here to make this joke. Now I don’t have to. Good day to you.

No, Dick. You and your joke of a party need to stop posting these shitty AI-enhanced images, trying to pass them off as real. The original needed brightening, but it was fine. If they weren't such gullible idiots, I'd feel sorry for them with their mutant hands and melty faces 🥴

@TinyWriterLaura Thank you.

25. Hookland Fragments Volume One by David Southwell a gorgeous meander through @HooklandGuide’s fertile ghost soil, and an absolute pleasure to read

***2026 reading thread*** 1. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens i promised i’d give Dickens another go this year so began with one i’d read at school & university, & i was pleasantly surprised by how much easier, funnier, & more enjoyable i found it. me & Charles may get on!

@gardener_the Proper!

Whenever a woman in the village puts up a 'The Man Next Door Might Be A Werewolf' poster on a pole, some bastard pulls it down. They don't like knowing that we know. Of course another one goes straight back up. It's a history told in nails, pins and staples. – Hannah Bell #VOH

@Gadget440 Colonial bullshit.

Translation: Clavicular has been exposed on stream repeatedly as having 0 idea how to talk to women, so he is hoping he will find it easier in third world countries.

@DeezHanz @Randomjanitor86 Account on a time out. Maybe that’s triggered him.

@Randomjanitor86 What a shame. One claimed to be over the beef between all of us. Not sure why he decided to reignite it with you

@DeezHanz Gee Jay Wick stops and just like that One picks up the slack. What are the odds?

@TheZombyPop @TheZombyDerp @reformparty_uk @Joseph_Boam Why does he look like he has just farted on his hand and is smelling his finger? Why does he look like a backing dancer for Leo Sayer?

Hot off the press!!! @reformparty_uk councillor @Joseph_Boam plays a game of “Thumb or Chode?” in a non disclosed car park in his constituency on company time. Silly games don’t fix problems, Broseph. 👍🤘👌

UK orders amazon.co.uk/dp/1068598123 or hopefully later in the week, signed with a special Right To Reside insert from Treadwell’s.

North Americans may order via amazon.com/dp/1068598123

@RamonaRightNow 20 engines, 125 officers at its worst, but all under control. We have been very lucky.

@HooklandGuide Yikes. Fingers crossed you suffer no loss.

My street is on fire and several houses are burning. We have been evacuated, but normal Hookland service may not happen for a bit.

@CathyTaister We are all OK thanks to 20 engines and at least 125 firefighters.

@HooklandGuide Stay safe. Hope your place is ok

@HorrorPaperback One of the best uses of darkness in any film in the 21st century.

Sator (2019). Written and directed by Jordan Graham. Not only one of the most beautifully shot horror movies of recent years, but also one of the most deeply affecting. This one really stayed with me long after viewing. This might be because June Peterson (Nani) is director Jordan Graham's grandmother, to whom Sator was very real. He first came to her in 1968 through a Ouija board and her obsession with him resulted in her being committed to a psychiatric hospital. All the automatic writings seen in the movie were written by June Peterson in 1968.

@Mirandada16 @JohnneyWeb3 And a moral cancer.

@HooklandGuide @JohnneyWeb3 Plus he's a total idiot.

Andrew Tate breaks down why he sees feminism not as a women's movement, but as a weapon designed by men, used against other men. "Women are the bullet. Men still hold the guns. Feminism is a bullet that a man has shot. This is what most people don't understand about all of these ideals." "Bonnie has just played the game the best and won the game. The game is chess. She's a Grandmaster at it. You can't complain about the Grandmaster. You have to complain about the game of chess."

@Mirandada16 Given the evacuation, not exactly a peaceful night, but thank you. Goodnight and may sleep be a good friend to you tonight.

@HooklandGuide Goodnight and a peaceful one Hookland

Goodnight from The Walton Arms at Binstep, where George Masters is holding forth with wild claims of catching a Hairy Pike. Goodnight from Sam Penrose, listening to urgent advice from the skeleton that lives amid the roots of the cherry tree on Mill Hill. Goodnight from Hookland.

@hiegleah @ktho641521 We are all OK. A major incident and not the best of nights, but we are all OK.

@HooklandGuide @ktho641521 Dear Hookland stay safe

@BillBloodyHughe Thank you Bill. Appreciated.

@HooklandGuide Oh good--stay safe!!