Hookland

Today's answer to the question: 'What is Hookland?'

@Dplanet If he was a rich as he pretend to be he wouldn’t be dicking around like this or sanded-trading on Poly. Risible heap of a man.

Genius investor Andrew Tate…

@jim_nauseum2 @TheZombyPop @YoungBobRB One can only hope for the day when young Gregory meets the circumstance of his headlines and merits a proper police audience.

@HooklandGuide @TheZombyPop @YoungBobRB Horrendous right?! It's a shame his tweet about him being arrested was just click-bait, because I'd love to see this waste of oxygen locked up for good 👌🏼

🤣🤣🤣 good to see the police have got your number @YoungBobRB Hope you’re having a great time!!! 🤣🤣🤣👍🤘👌

@jim_nauseum2 @TheZombyPop @YoungBobRB Terrible disrespect for law, order and women. Very on brand for the failed theatre tot who just needs an audience for his narcissistic pisspuffinry.

@TheZombyPop @YoungBobRB 🤣🤣🤣 Humiliated himself about 10 times in this one clip 😭🤦🏻‍♂️ Superb!!!!

@organicplantsuk Many grans favourite tipple.

@HooklandGuide My Gran's occasional tipple.

Goodnight from Martha Gad, her witch wages this week extending to several extra port and lemons down The Wren’s Crown. Goodnight from 36 Garston Street, where the poltergeist has grown tired of knocking walls and is now building a chapel from Lego. Goodnight from Hookland.

@meikagallery I agreed.

@HooklandGuide There’s something almost mythical about this tree — powerful, quiet, and full of presence. ❤️❤️

There are some parts of the wood where winter lingers. Tangled stretches that seem unwilling to move forward till the resident Wood Sprite wakes. Snowbell alarms were missed and they continue to growl in their sleep, dreams leaking out as grey headache into a cowered bosk.

@DrMatthewSweet Agreed. History is an unfolding, not a stasis and Who history is an unfolding joy.

Wonderful. There are still new delights to be discovered.

There are streets in Ashcourt where time is sluggish. You may turn a corner and end up not knowing which decade you are walking through. There's a sudden enfolding fear that getting back to 1980 might not be so easy. A sense that nostalgia is always a baited trap. – #MattAdams

@Gadget440 @gamahipe @Cobratate Respect for an alleged child rapist and sex trafficker? Yeah, hard pass on that.

@gamahipe @Cobratate No, you don't have to respect him doing a publicity stunt for attention then immediately contradicting himself.

True, but he made a big stink about getting into Dubai when almost no one else could. Did the same when CoVid startet and traveled the world. Don't have to like @Cobratate and you might think, he is doing these stunts just for clout, to stay relevant. But you have to respect that.

Goodnight from Bella Ford, detecting Morse messages in the flickering mercury white light of Bridge Street’s lamps. Goodnight from Clive Cooper, wondering who’s repainting wild animal crossing road signs to depict the Lord of the Forest’s antlered skull. Goodnight from Hookland.

@Hot_take_nigel @bdgvpkg3x @TheMilkBarTV I am expecting a long wait on this answer.

@bdgvpkg3x @TheMilkBarTV When was tate cleared of all charges?

🚨Candace Owens pretending to care about sex trafficking in Romania to draw non-existent connections between Erika Kirk and trafficking is PEAK HYPOCRISY. Candace’s husband is a long-time friend of Andrew Tate - the same man she says she was warned about back in 2019: "he's a pimp in Romania." Andrew Tate still faces serious criminal charges in both Romania and the UK: In Romania, the allegations include human trafficking, trafficking of minors, and sexual intercourse with a minor. In the UK, prosecutors have authorised charges including rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution for gain, and actual bodily harm. The alleged number of victims across the Tate brothers’ cases is reported to be over 50. Meanwhile, Candace Owens has a photo of her husband and Andrew Tate in their home. Yet she ramps up the performative outrage, drawing connections that don’t exist to go after Erika Kirk and pretend to care about children being trafficked in Romania. She’s absolutely shameless.

@Neil2Spiky x.com/hooklandguide/…

Beware the raven or the crow...

@TheZombyPop @TheZombyDerp @Cobratate @therealworld_ai I think that is his coming out speech.

🚨BREAKING🚨 @Cobratate reveals all the hot new features coming soon to his online university @therealworld_ai Get certified today!!! Derrrp!!! 👍🤘👌

@ALee58422813 Thank you Alan.

@HooklandGuide 👍

Give me a sky with clouds for nephomancy, a tangled field edge for phytognomy and I’ll tell you tomorrow. For nature gifts every tool needed to look around time’s corner. The witch does not want for signs. Walking brings a cascade of omens. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #Witchcrafft

@TheZombyPop @TristanTateUni @Cobratate Looking like reject villains from a Miami Vice episode about child rape and sex trafficking.

@TristanTateUni @Cobratate What a drippy balding nonce. 🤣🤣🤣👍🤘👌 #NauseumPop

📸 The Tate Brothers, Day 6 in Hong Kong ❤️ 🇭🇰 Talisman Tequila lands 🤫

@cadfael @HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Not wrong either way.

@HooklandGuide @HSTIKKYTOKKY4 I read that as Twinkywinky

Spencer Matthews throwing shade after the Theroux doc but in reality is a spineless simp

Goodnight from George Cobb, mystified as to how all the owl-faced monkeys in his care have vanished from Coreham Zoo. Goodnight from May Hocking, the bowl of blood at the foot of her bed rippling as it detects the presence of approaching Half-there Folk. Goodnight from Hookland.

@NoahKingJr He always does. He is the weakest of men.

He blocked me, lol 😭

@gulveigr @NoctrnlValkyrie Thank you.

@HooklandGuide @NoctrnlValkyrie Love this!

The witch is her feral conversations with the land. The witch is her fluid conversations with the river. For all magics involve relationships. To walk and to talk with the spirits of place is to move into their mysteries. In our listening is learning. – #EmilyCBanting #Witchcraft