Monster of My Dreams | KU + Paperback

My newest alien romance novella is out! amazon.com/dp/B0DW3XMYRK - enemies to lovers - accidental rut - horny fruit lol - beaded for her pleasure - oh those beads swell like mini knots

@IndependentTit @missycritter She did mention somewhere that something bad happened that she will never repeat to anyone else. So that could be a lie or not.

@missycritter Its possible. I actually feel her behavior and arrested development stems from childhood trauma.

Here's an out there conspiracy about #foodiebeauty. How about she was sent away as a teen for 9 months not for Katimavik, but instead to a maternity home because she was pregnant and was made to give the baby up and that's part of the reason for her weirda*ss attitude about kids.

@benjam86208 she is so lazy, she'll just roll over and poop. And then laugh. I took care of a few people like that. They were hell on the CNAs.

#foodiebeauty this ad randomly showed up on my feed, this is how your future looks like. I hope you can find someone strong enough to be your caretaker. x.com/i/status/20158…

This is me at 230-250ish hula hooping (filmed on a potato).

Y'all have GOT to stop saying this video is AI. Some fat people exercise, and some fat people have good flexibility and endurance. You can see she's been doing the work to get there and improve her health in other videos.

@milkychaai kitty pictures. Pick any cat

@Rajatsoni @Damirror91 All children have the chance to have temporary disabilities. I have had four kids in speech and one kid needed leg braces for 1.5 years. A lot are in therapy or graduated their medical device. You can’t test for these issues in utero Plus abortion bans

@Damirror91 Can't you do tests to figure out if the kid will be special needs??

There is a woman on TikTok that made a video saying she doesn’t want children because she knows that if they’re special needs, she doesn’t have the emotional capacity to raise them and surprisingly she is getting so much support.

@Damirror91 I have hit the realization as I have struggled with ieps, medical braces and meetings that more people need to admit this. My husband should have known this and never had kids. He wouldn’t help put those braces on at all.

My cat has his cast off if anyone is interested. Pin will be removed in two weeks

@JuliaHB1 What's wrong with feeding CHILDREN?

They. Are. Not. Free. They are funded by TAXPAYERS.

@realjessica How'd I get pregnant after multiple ones?

Former vice president at Pfizer, Dr. Mike Yeadon: "The mRNA-based Covid "vaccines" were designed—intentionally to harm, maim and kill, and to reduce human fertility." "Don't take these injectables. Don't take the next lot either. They will also be designed to harm you. All mRNA based materials are dangerous. Don't take them."

Guys, a year ago I woke up crying because my baby wasn't sleeping through the night STILL. I was so tired and it feels like being tortured daily. And if I have the audacity to say, "I'm tired." I'm told, "Well, I work." I haven't slept through the night at that point in 8yrs

If anyone wants to know, one of my feral cats decided HEY, I'M A CAT and I can sit on laps. Like she went to cat-adjacent to CAT. So, now I will say she's 10% feral versus 25% like a month ago. I don't think she will ever be brave.

@sappholives83 My friend yelled at me cause "what if her dad saw!!!" when I was over at her house because I forgot to wrap it up. I was just dumbfounded. Because it didn't matter about HER, it was her DAD. She really could have said, "hey, you forgot to fold your pad."

This does nothing but teach little girls to be ashamed of their bodies. This kind of sh!t is a huge part of why 75% of trans-identifying young people are female. Either we’re stigmatized for normal bodily functions, or men fetishize them. Fvcking stop.

@pcosprincess22 @hollowearthterf I was wondering if she had some teeth work or something done. It's like her mouth doesn't fit.

@hollowearthterf I think it’s the work done on her face that makes her look off.

Some people were just meant to be a little chubby, she just doesn’t look right skinny

@jiminyycrickets @_porkahontas @krlibbySVN7 yes. I might occasionally tune in, but there are some yuck things that make me go nah.

@_porkahontas @krlibbySVN7 he crosses the line into sounding misogynistic too much for me

Cancelled the ankle membership and considering pulpy atm #gorlworld

@chantalpondue Three of my black cats. The smaller one is in the hospital now. 😭

Let’s balance out Chantal’s evil choice of getting another cat by sharing photos of our well loved and cared for pets here. (In order) this is Peanut, Marshmallow and Skittles

My cat's in the hospital

@PeetzFleshlight I think she's purposely not trying/doesn't want to go out. Like I figured it out at 300 lbs at 19-20 in podunk KY (or really where Amby used to live). Also, I feel like she forgets google exists cause she only asks her chat.

Am I missing something here? Someone please enlighten me. Foodie Beauty can't figure out public transportation so she's essentially giving up on leaving her apartment. Does the public transit authority in Canada not have a phone line to call to ask questions about routes?

@PeetzFleshlight Where are they finding these 2010 soccer dad earpieces? Cause it makes me think they would be better for speech to text.

I'm stuck in traffic next to a dude living his best life. It's cold AF and he's in an old Chrysler Sebring convertible with the top down while he's eating chicken wings. He's having an animated conversation with someone on his circa 2010 soccer Dad earpiece.

@brigibeee But no one is commenting how men are more likely to leave their woman the moment they get cancer but SHE is the bad guy? Also it sounds like she's ensuring he gets care. Some families don't do that.