Joel Hooper

@thomasairyder Good thing you had a photographer to capture such a personal moment so you can relive it later.

Today I had my first unpleasant conversation with my commander… he found out that I’m gay.

@Stewartmoore From your mouth to God’s ear! 🤣

@HoopyMan Enjoy it on Sunday!

@Stewartmoore 😉

@WESH Isn’t asking the weatherman which day of the weekend will be better very subjective? What if you are looking forward to the rain? 😉

@AMikeBloomType Late to a party, but another realty show stopped mid airing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playing_I… #rhap

@SeekingAlpha Viking Line and @VikingCruises (VIK) are two separate companies!

@MyTrueCrimeNews It’s USF not FSU, you dolts! #greatreporting

@jeffsbagelrun Just visited The Villages store. Great experience, easy online ordering, and it was ready when I got there. Just the hour drive (back and forth) gives me pause. People don’t realize how spread out The Villages is! #greatbagel 🥯

@portilloshotdog Thanks for the hat! I do feel like a #TopDog! Now, can we talk about how to get the price of #PTLO up?

Good Riddance, @PamBondi!

@gerrarrdo00 Those people that let their pets hang out on kitchen counters! 😳

@EpsteinJeffrey Can’t you speak to the powers that be. Don’t they know who you are? 😉 #DisneyGeek

Well this sucks. #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

@BrokeStr8Boys RIP Tyler 😔

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@UncutLoc Depends on what they are inviting you for. 😳

me getting invited to dubai. now is not the time baby😭😭

@dgtwight Are you apologizing to the dog?

Yes I’m 🏳️‍🌈 I’m sorry

@Thatyogafvcker @JaySeabrook @tonedstoner Well…… your screen name kind of predicted it, right? 🙂

I can't believe I fucked my yoga student. The ass was just too good 🥵 @tonedstoner

@krispykreme So, I bought a dozen glazed from @Publix and found on the internet your recommended reheating instructions. Worked like a charm! Why don’t you all put those on the box? #helpfulhint

@turbotax I think this was my last year with you guys. The juice is not worth the squeeze (the price)!

@adongq If it fits, you can’t acquit! 👨‍⚖️