Dean Langkilde
3.6K posts
Dean Langkilde
@Hop_Monster
Lover of all things Beer. Pizzaphile. Mountain Biking, Hot stuff and Sourdough.
Katılım Ocak 2011
721 Takip Edilen556 Takipçiler
2 days ago I was at a funeral where I unfortunately sat next to a sick child. I’m now sick as a dog and have to cancel my weekend plans.
If you or your kids are sick, stay at home. It’s not flipping hard 🙄
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@niehaus_carl Agh, jou dom naai.
You poephols were the ones supporting this mismanagement over the last 30ish years.
Fok man...
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Thanks to the deliberate mismanagement and destruction of #ESKOM, we have become the laughing stock of the world …
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I drink my coffee black.
I eat my steaks rare and seafood raw.
I lift weights.
I eat my chicken wings hot.
I take my shots without chasers.
I like my beer domestic.
I sit with my legs spread wide open.
I read my Bible nightly.
I am an alpha male and no I won't apologize for it.
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Stage 6 loadshedding will be implemented from 12:00 until further notice. This is due to a high number of breakdowns since midnight, as well as the requirement to strictly preserve the remaining emergency generation reserves. Eskom will publish a full statement in due course.
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@Vodacom Why don't you just check the God damned reference number and you'll see exactly what the problem is.
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@Hop_Monster Good morning, Dean, we are so sorry to hear about this. Please elaborate on your query so we can help you further. We'd love to look into this for you.
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@Vodacom service request 1-35855600441028 is still not resolved! You have been dragging your heels on this issue now since the 5th of July. Over 3 months to sort this out. I will most probably be double debited again this month because you guys are so slack.
@ICASA_org #vodacom
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It’s hard to explain if you’re not a running person but what Eliud Kipchoge did in Berlin is freakishly amazing. 2:50 per km is insanely fast for anyone but to hold that pace for 42km - WOW!!
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#JoburgServices
Not scheduled for loadshedding, but experiencing power interruption? Don't hesitate to log into our user friendly APP citypower.mobi and report. Technical team will sort you out.
Thank you so much Jo'burg for your cooperation. ^IL
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Dean Langkilde retweetledi
Swapping Amarillo for Mosaic does not magically transform your hazy assed IPA into a "West Coast IPA." Styles should be more than lazy marketing terms. At their most basic, they inform the customer what to expect in their pint. Breweries do them a disservice with false labeling.
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Dean Langkilde retweetledi
Absolute #fail @SABreweries . #stParticksday promo and not a drop of fresh #Guinness in Jozi! Where are the elusive 60 imported kegs?
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#JoburgUpdates #Maroeladal
Power is fully restored to customers who were affected by the outage in Maroeladal. ^NT
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@Eskom_SA @GovernmentZA @GCISMedia @DPE_ZA And his sister Gena Ruyter will be on standby just incase loadshedding kicks it up a notch.
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Eskom Group Chief Executive, André de Ruyter will this morning host a virtual Media Briefing where Eskom’s management team will provide an update on the current system challenges.
Follow us on Twitter @Eskom_SA for live streaming.
@GovernmentZA @GCISMedia @DPE_ZA
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@no_idea_Nic I dunno, I'm sure you licked my face not so long ago.
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The drunker I get, the more the tongue comes out, and the face lick... But Covid has stopped that.
Jarrod Delport@Jarrod_Delport
When you’re drunk, what’s yours signature move? Mine is telling people how great they are and that we should plan on going skiing in Lesotho.
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I met this side chick. He is pretty cool.
Violet ✨@thatnerdviolet
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever met folks on the internet that became your best friends and you never knew how you lived without them in your life
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I just got sent the 'Can I ask you something serious' question. Why on a Sunday? Why me?
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@Travesty_Kruger @no_idea_Nic I think I've just about recovered...
😂
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@no_idea_Nic 3 bottles of rum might have been a tad much 😂
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Too much meat, too much smoke, too much booze... but it turned out perfectly... worth every bit... with my two favorites
OH LOOK...Squirrel@Travesty_Kruger
How it started VS how it’s going 😎 @no_idea_Nic @Hop_Monster
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