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@nowhesobs @MrGee54 @PaliNewsNetwork

@MrGee54 @PaliNewsNetwork “For me???” God what a loser

Wined, dined, and jewelry like he was a IG model

@KillaKreww He said… where all my scamming ass niggas at?

Cam’ron was FED UP over gas prices and started calling out scammers for not helping people out 😭💀 “Y’all ain’t got no gas card for 🥷? Y’all ain’t meeting 🥷 at the pump? Like where are y’all at to help out with the gas? These n-gas is out here stealing everything. You got one job, it’s to steal.” 🤣

@MadmJiveyLeague @vanessajaye Terrible

@vanessajaye These skits are killing ya'll. And the acting don't match...

These ladies said we was born at night, but not last night. 😂😂

@LostHebrew_Dre @Akademiks Exactly!!!!

@Akademiks When AK said “for me?!!”

Choice was $1 mil cash in a duffel bag or dinner W the 🐐 …. Guess what I chose

@ced_jayy The sauce done separated

i know reheated pasta when i see it boo

@thehyce Agreed

When a n!gga is tryna teach and correct you, he’s tryna keep you.

@chi_quiero I have fine hair as well and have had a hard time finding someone that can cut my hair!

If you have peculiar kinda hair texture, the best thing that can happen to you is a good hairstylist. 🥹🥹

@bob54od @marcel_aromeh She wasn’t even in the accident, she was a witness.😕

@marcel_aromeh Here’s what happened she got in a wreck with a 62-year-old man. He left the scene. She followed him. She attempted a citizens arrest and pew pew pewed his brains out. No I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand.

When not minding your business comes back and bite you in your ass!

@SiempreLisa543 @DrianneBelleza Exactly the kind of games they play!

@Hopella420 @DrianneBelleza 🗣️ OK! Had a bitch in apartments book me at 4:50. I came at 4:30 and she wouldn’t answer bc I couldn’t find the apartment then she answered at 5:01 and charged me $50 extra for a “after hours” fee! 😮‍💨 last day ever booking with anyone

Reasons why she doesn’t mess with service providers in Houston

@DrianneBelleza I lived there for 15 years and had a plethora of negative experiences trying to get “pampered”.

It’s that bad huh? Can’t even get pampered out there smh

@Boojieprincess @DrianneBelleza The confusion is the tech trying to charge her a same day service fee in addition to the soak off fee. The girl went to the car to bite off the old nails to avoid the fees. The tech cancelled & still charged her card the price of nails, soak off & same day fee.

Is this a rage bait ? Lol if u booked an appt but still have nails on and didn’t tell her she had to soak off ur nails , if she charged u, she clearly has a schedule so when she booked u, u were cutting into other clients time, u already complaining about the 12 mins u sat there jus to say u bit ur nails off after they were done? Like im confused 🫩😒

@ChrisCa44989851 @Persway82 Maybe KCi to Sisqo

@Persway82 David Ruffin was to Marvin Gaye what Sisqo is to Usher

Michael Jackson really paid for David Ruffin’s funeral in silence back in 1991 because the family was struggling financially. Never held a press conference. Never made it about himself. Just handled it out of love and respect for one of his idols and wanted him to have a proper burial. That old-school “real ones move in silence” energy different. Fun fact I genuinely didn’t know until today.

@_ananamous And I’m the exact opposite… I hate cashless spot

I hate “cash only” places because tf.

@TheSaurus831 At this point I think his ghostwriters are making fun of him…

“I’m grater than everybody like some shredded cheese” “You gotta be kidding, like nieces and nephews” “I’m in the loop like a carabiner” "I Rack up the tab in Chanel, cause I do buy everything like I'm Middle Eastern" “Next to Jordan like I’m Lebanese” “I’m with Noel like Kris Kringle” “Barber went broke, now he under the arm like I’m ticklish” “You envy me like Nevada” “What kind of man are you? - a middle one” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@_Beahmer_ @Suzierizzo1 I guess, she keeps doing it after speaking with her family. But I don’t think posting the video was the best way to deal with it.

@Hopella420 @Suzierizzo1 So why take a video of it and post it?

This elderly woman keeps coming over to this neighbors house & beating on the door & sometimes kicking it. She obviously has dementia or early on Alzheimers disease & is going to his house thinking it’s hers.He’s talked to her family & she’s still left alone.He tries to be kind.

@rodbal12 @_PhallonX0X0 Yep my mom would have had a whole lesson plan for the girl until her parents showed up. Then she’d invite the parents in to have a group discussion.

@_PhallonX0X0 With my mama (RIP😢) you would’ve got a full sex ed course followed by a talk or why it’s best to wait to marriage while waiting on her parents to get there. I would have been so embarrassed. She would have never disrespected that girl like that.

If my teenage son snuck a teenage girl in my house I would never disrespect her or curse her out. People crazy as hell thinking that lady not fucking insane. A normal adult or parent would’ve just called the girl parents to get her and I’ll deal with my kid later.

@_Beahmer_ @Suzierizzo1 He did!!!

@Suzierizzo1 It’s called having dementia. Should see if they can get the numbers of her family members.

@Katemcv60 @Suzierizzo1 He already did!

@Suzierizzo1 Omg call her freaking family. Instead of humiliating a dementia patient.

@KiwiOnTheSticks Nokia 3300 with the mp3 and keyboard

I’m tired of yall tryna come tell me wtf was going on in my life. I am a MILLENIAL! People had RINGTONES!! Not every phone was a fucking iphone or android then either!!! I had CINGULAR!! We had a phone called a fucking CHOCOLATE!! Kiss my ass 😭