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Jurgen Klopp first season : 51 games 22 wins. Zero Trophies. 8th place finish in PL. Erik Ten Hag first season so far : 42 games 30 wins. 1 Trophy. Still in FA cup QF, UEL Last 16. 3rd place in PL. Let Erik Ten Hag Rebuild Manchester United.

Starting salaries: • Carer- £18,525 • Firefighter- £24,191 • Nurse- £24,907 • Teacher- £28,000 • Junior Doctor- £28,808 • Tory MP- £84,144 • Cabinet Minister- £151,649 Tory MPs voted for all of this. Tories won’t discuss public sector pay.

Outrageous • MPs’ Menu in Parliament: “Pressed duck leg and caper terrine with celeriac & mustard remoulade & sour dough toast” — Cost: £4.52 (subsidised by you). • NHS Staff Menu in Hospital: “Macaroni Cheese” — Cost: £7.25 (paid by NHS nurses).

Michael Fabricant claimed £1,334 Edward Leigh claimed £2,332 Suella Braverman claimed £2,684 Lucy Allan claimed £4,552 Matt Hancock claimed £4,800 Just 5 of the 316 MPs that got you to pay for the utility bills on their 2nd homes. We can’t go on like this. #EnergyPriceCap

Liz Truss had an Amazon Prime subscription in her expenses. You paid for it. She hosted a small work lunch in January and spent 3k. You paid for it. She chose a private jet to go to Australia costing half a million. You paid for it. She doesn’t believe in ‘handouts’.

This video is timeless.

Bailey and Neto after fooling millions of FPL managers

Just a word of advice to all struggling FPL managers out there, if you pick Kane, Haaland will bang, if you pick Haaland, Kane will bang. If you pick both, the Robertson/Cancelo/Diaz/Saka you sacrificed to get them will all bang. Whatever happens, you're wrong. Good luck today!

Just Rishi Sunak bragging about channelling money away from “deprived areas” toward wealthy Tory shires

Wholesale gas is 37% cheaper than it was at its peak in March. Retail gas is 53% more expensive than it was in March. The parent company of British Gas reported a 411% increase in profits during this time.

Just speaks so much sense.

Taxpayer money (your money) is being given to energy companies to subsidise their greedy profits. The energy bills racket needs a poll tax response. No more.

National Grid (a monopoly structure built with public money to transport energy) posted operating profits of almost £4bn in the 12 months to the end of March. The CEO landed a whopping £6.5m payday. Money that would be reinvested or mean lower bills if energy was nationalised.

Mick Lynch of the @RMTunion on Liz Truss threatening to effectively abolish the right of workers to withdraw their labour.

“What’s happening is the rich are getting richer, profits are accelerating, while workers are getting poorer. That cannot continue.” - @RMTunion’s Mick Lynch

A country where everything is expensive but nothing works. Quite big national decline vibes around at the moment