Horror & Laughs 🤪

#NoteFromTheEditor: Most of the content I posted came from my computer, which died on #FridayThe13th. *insert creepy music here* Still posting, just not as often, with stuff from my phone.

#DCRP #AliensRP: #FightClub

@darwintojesus Because God created Satan and made him exactly how he is.

I’ve never heard an atheist criticize Satan, only God. Why is that?

@thelauren111 I once played pool with a woman with abs... she missed every shot.

women with abs never miss

@CuriosityonX A giant koala bear.

If Big Bang start the Universe, what existed before the big bang?

Hey America: is Trump intentionally destroying your country, or is he doing it accidentally because he’s so blindly fucking stupid, incompetent and narcissistic?

@BetsyGain Yes!

Be honest… Was America better under Obama? 🤔 A. YES B. NO 👇 Don’t skip — answer this

@felumswago Wait... what?!?

boobs to your mouth name a fruit

@Bigwomb What kind of ice cream do you like?

Yes I’m mean, no you won’t have to ask, yes I will make you cry, and yeah you’ll like it. Any other questions?

#MarvelRP #MuppetRP: #CookieMonster

#MarvelRP #FunnyHaHa: #WinnieThePooh

@larenzodeltoro Mushrooms?

😝

#Enticements #FunnyHaHa: #shirts

#DCRP #WTFRP: #FunnyHaHa

The man who wants to be Mayor of London has fallen for a fake Keanu Reeves account. This is why daft old cunts shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

I’d like to congratulate two time Congressional candidate loser Laura Loomer, MIGA foreign op Mark Levin, and Neocon murdering psycho Senator Lindsey Graham for leading Republicans into slaughter going into midterms. Your incessant lies to President Trump have destroyed all faith in the GOP. I’d also like to remind everyone that when I led the party on the campaign trail fighting for America First in ‘22 and ‘24, all the GOP did was win win win! But after Trump called me a traitor and said he would destroy me for releasing the Epstein files, I refuse to fight for Trump and the Republican Party that defends the Epstein class, wages pointless foreign wars, and pursues America LAST. I never changed, Trump and the GOP betrayed their voters and took in the trash we threw out of the party. Loomer, Levin, and Lady Lindsey are the BEST political consultants the Democrat Party could ever imagine!!!

BREAKING: [YET ANOTHER MAGA PEDO] The CHIEF OF STAFF for a top Republican official in Alaska is indicted for sex trafficking children, and HOW he was caught is incredible. Craig Scott Valdez, 36, chief of staff to Republican Sen. George Rauscher and newly elected chair of the Anchorage Young Republicans, was arrested Friday on charges of sex trafficking a minor, producing and receiving child sexual abuse material, and coercion and enticement of a minor. Officials believe there may be at least 12 minors who were victims of his operation. This isn't a misunderstanding. This is a monster. According to court documents, Valdez allegedly lured a 15-year-old girl he'd groomed on Snapchat to his home to "sexually exploit her to celebrate his birthday." He had met her when she was just 13 or 14 years old. The FBI has identified at least 11 other potential victims. You know who stopped him that night? Not the Republican Party. Not a background check. Not any kind of vetting process. Her mother. A brave mom used a family tracking app to find her daughter at Valdez's home. She knocked — then walked in, punched Valdez in the face, and carried her barely-conscious child to safety. Valdez, apparently stunned that a mother's love hits harder than his sense of impunity, then FLED HIS OWN HOUSE when police arrived. Sen. Rauscher's office had nothing to say — firing Valdez only AFTER the charges became PUBLIC. The Anchorage Young Republicans had just elevated this man to state committee chair last month. MAGA loves to screech about "protecting the children" at school board meetings and drag shows. But when a predator is running their own offices and youth organizations? Crickets. Pink slips. No accountability.

Trump has the attention span of a goldfish and the empathy of a parking meter.

BREAKING: Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs has vetoed a bill that would have created a specialty license plate honoring Charlie Kirk.

Harry Enten: "There is no floor for Donald Trump... Donald Trump is just so freaking unpopular." Quinnipiac -20 points. Yahoo/YouGov -21 points. Verasight -23 points. Ipsos -26 points. All of these are term-two record lows. Foreign policy approval rating hits a term-two low at -27 points. In cost of living, he is now 41 points below water.