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@Dearme2_ Be present.

genuinely how do you fix depression?

@TheBullishTradR @gothburz @valueandtime Same 😂

@gothburz @valueandtime Jesus I started reading and realized it was a book lol

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@bitfunded I need a win

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@Hashbergers Cashback is literally pumpkin before creator fees. It's more of a classic style coin launch IMO. Except traders get a little bit of fees for buying and selling.

Cashback is quite possibly the worst update in PumpFun history. > Cashback devs never want to pay DEX > None of the people getting cashback are injecting that money back into the coin, it’s just a bonus for dumping on your head. > Vamps are 2-3x worse than they were before. > The bundles have gotten drastically bigger > There is no desire to CTO because people can just relaunch > The rewards are literally like $20 at most for 90% of you The creator fees weren’t perfect but it was something that kept people motivated to deliver. Cashback is a dead end.

lowest btc price dis year #poll pls rt :>

@aiwarscanner Pin this.

We were at 8k when I posted this. The mind share is beyond viral. This accumulation on a cash back coin. The send is inevitable. $Cloned

This is just another one of those that went sideways for a while. The impatient holders will always later say, "Why didn't I hold that?" $Cloned

Literally the whole TL is talking about Jim Carrey being cloned. Whose getting shaken out here lol $Cloned

I knew this was coming.

I have been scanning and saw this, and feel it's gonna blow up. I saw a reel of this on a facebook. It feels early.

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@mattyryze @martyryze Whats the CA?

I’m tempted to let my Amiko Openclaw @martyryze claim fees on his token and then fully and autonomously control the wallet, as a social experiment, should I do it

I have no idea how this hasn't been made...

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Round 2 of the larp ai

@ParrotCapital @therealistzone In this attention economy @a1lon9 has the opportunity to do something hilarious. World Liberty Fraud Institution $WLFI OG launched in November by @XScharo 9PSqdPVEBsA8QXQs8cb2gMXWziUATUsetkwqbB4rcAb1

@therealistzone Eric Trump is trying to tweet his way through the World Liberty Financial $WLFI / #USD1 drama, but many of the crypto bros in the replies smell a rat, asking him why he deleted so many tweets. ABSOLUTE CINEMA. 💀

If you have any money in this World Liberty Financial $WLFI or $USD1 crypto scheme, you're absolutely asking to get burnt. Anything involving Justin Sun is a scam, full stop. I warned you. Did you listen?

For a coin that just 30X'd in 2 hours, this looks like a healthy retracement $WLFI

@DelCrxpto This ticker, $WLFI, is getting crazy exposure. OG from last November is getting volume now. World Liberty Fraud Institution 9PSqdPVEBsA8QXQs8cb2gMXWziUATUsetkwqbB4rcAb1 8K MC

Rumors surrounding this accuse employees of having access to data & using that data to benefit via insider trading... To the tune of hundred of millions of dollars.