Cryptic Girlfriend

I don’t even check

@DvilCouture Mommy likey

The government sent me to love you and keep you safe

I could smoke for hours

@formetheywill What if im both

Fellas you are more likely to get good pussy from the girl who smells like patchouli and works at a crystal shop than a girl that posts Possession/Piano Teacher/Crash. Don’t say I never did anything for you

Working out, showering and being in pajamas at 5pm

Hyaluronic acid on my lips

Propagating

@vagefjoer Rest in peace

The whole world is fake

Realizing your friend is only free when her boyfriend has plans that he didn’t invite her to. (Weekly)

@GooseChuck @historyman66 Shallow! 🙋‍♀️

@historyman66 stupid here. 🙋‍♂️

I find many people my age are shallow, stupid, whorish, or some nasty combination of the three so I don’t choose to associate with them

@gregor_estevan How I show up to my work

Bianca Censori seen in Los Angeles🔥

Beautiful woman vs pixels on the screen

@JUNGSEIPEI For teenage boys maybe

@HotAndItalian Plaid skirts and thigh highs ARE aesthetic and sensual

Men know nothing about aesthetics or sensuality. They like plaid skirts and thigh highs.

Wedding dress inspo

If you want to seduce a man, wear the tackiest hoochiest outfit you have ever seen

@DiodLeAnarchist Some people are skill-less

I don't understand how people can be jobless neets for years straight when they want to work. Stop scrolling on indeed and just bother irl hiring managers near you until you get a job.

It only matters if he thinks id be a good mother to his children