The Pump

After #ChuckNorris created the earth (by smiling), he created seedless watermelon (by telling the seeds to leave).

#ChuckNorris once prego'd a babe just by winkin at er.

#ChuckNorris doesn't rest in peace; he keeps training.

Before #ChuckNorris goes to heaven, he will stop off briefly in hell to kick Satan's ass. #RIP

Evil old man gets nuked while taking a poop #FAFO

Charles doin it right🧠 Cardano here to stay $ADA The pump will happen ☝️ youtube.com/watch?v=dOT562…

Well hello there 🤖 Apparently i cannot log into my X account from any computer except this 1, which takes 10 minutes to turn on and load (she's old). Apparently I don't know my username and password (im pretty sure I know it). Oh well. Have a wonderful day.

Ho Ho Ho #Crypto #Silver

Well fuck my trades That were lookin so good before I went to sleep Have a wonderful day

Pump me and Dump me daddy #Bitcoin

Even the coolest memes that never stopped meming getting absolutely rekt. What a fucking disaster. Will there be another meme season?

Getting ready for a PHAT nuke, a PHAT short trade and a PHAT dip buy. Could happen very soon. Bank of Japan decision Thursday. Stock market hanging out at massive resistance for a while now. Dump it daddy.

This is Jack's complete lack of surprise. Should be fun. youtube.com/watch?v=W7cCuc…

Chillin. Ready to catch the phattest dip of all time.

Reactive smart contracts $REACT 👀 Good tokenomics, no VCs, low MC Mutli-chain expansion

Well there goes my bounce trade $BTC See ya'll in Bratislava for Christmas vacation (again)

Just checked my phone bill for the first time in a while. For some reason I am paying $80 for a plan that costs $50 now. This is how these companies treat loyal customers...Also, I may be billed $20 for speaking to a human customer service agent... #Canada