Hot Pie

Did you all see me put a move on Arry last night? I've been practicing. I think it worked. We'll find out when I see her again in 3 years.

I tried one. It was weird. twitter.com/TonightOnGoT/s…

I'M A SURVIVOR

With Jon Snow out of the way, I'm sure to arise as main character this season. I'm sure of it.

@Corey_Feldman you blocked me on my main account and I didn't even do anything. I was considering donating.

It's Hot Pie, bitch, bakin' wolf-shaped scones, rollin' up in vaes dothrak, fuckin' all of the crones. Tell 'em Arry.

If tonight's episode taught us anything, it's don't poop in Westeros.

I predict that tonight I'm going to come back. Darker. Seeking revenge. Get ready for Stonebuns.

No gravy, no pie.

Lifehack: talk to the customers while they eat and they won't even notice that you lost a fingernail in their kidney pie.

Hot Pie's. Come for the kidney pie, stay for the conversation.

Bran Stark looks like he should be playing bass for Iron Maiden.

@Pikapikaa_ That'll teach you to not read the books and follow me

You all thought I was a worthless character but tonight, Hot Pie killed Joffrey.

Hot Pie. The hottest pie in town.

@BBCBreaking I don't care.

Well hi there everyone!

@theSamwellTarly who knows...

@iLikeGirlsDaily So now there's another series of ads you'll be choking our feeds with? Great, thanks so much.

@TheDrownedGod "Watery Halls Express locations" just earned you a special place in my heart among the people I follow.