Minestrone Jabroni

Well folks it happened, someone read my bio, saw I like Yuri, and ended up telling me to kill myself. Its an honor, truly. Highlight of my day tbh.

@hyxpk The beast hast met her match.

1530. The first person who wasn’t afraid of her.

@hyxpk So we're just letting the 5 year old keep the nail bat?

1529. She spent a brief peaceful time.

@hyxpk Told ya. All she needed was a hug.

1528. She finally got friends.

@hyxpk My heart. My soul.

1527. Do not fear people.

@hyxpk Honestly, I don't have anything witty to say this time. This is just really sad.

1526. The witch in the hospital room.

@WittyEchoes Dawg I'd prefer it that way I'm trying be a house husband in the future.

MEN ONLY: Would you date a girl who’s more educated and has a higher degree than you?

The Greater Good is a sandwich and the promise of decent living standards.

@BattleSquire90 I mean, I'm no heretic and surely would never collude with any filthy xenos... But if I had to, the Tau don't seem like a bad choice.

A not-so twitter pleasing opinion, but telling men, especially young men that they're inherently incapable of love, empathy, tenderness, or genuine connection and are only biologically driven to pursue women for sex doesn't help dismantle toxic masculinity, it just reinforces it.

@downbadcomment I mean, isn't that the most responsible thing he coulda done? Like, sure his language is crass, but his logic is sound.

@Gobblyn_ Turn that "maybe" into a "definitely"

Talvez eu desenhe as duas se beijando... Talvez...

@girlderping They gotta be a troll, right? Right?!

I'm crying real tears what the fuck are we talking about

@aaliyahvtuber_ My mom, in her tiredness, put the crockpot on top of an uncovered cheesecake.

What do you all got?

@Sethisto Fluttershy 100% marries Leah in every save.

Is it accurate? derpibooru.org/images/3615927

@claus_klause The only gacha I played that actually went the whole 9 was Reverse1999. There's a kiss between Schneider and Vertin. Albeit not explicitly shown, they're behind an umbrella, but it's very obvious what's happening. No subtext, no "Oh, it's just friendly." They kiss romantically.

@claus_klause Honestly my main issue is that "yuri" gachas never fully commit to the bit. Its always just advanced amiration or skinship. Rarely is it ever straight up, "yeah these two girls like each other romantically."

Another example, yuri ships are big in non yuri gacha games but nobody wants to play Heaven Burns Red