@RadishHarmers Vegan Moby Dick (Ishmael merely wants to subject the whale to restorative justice)
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HotelDon
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HotelDon
@HotelDon
He/Him. Low-agency Kitten. Multi-fandom enjoyer (Video Games, Diet Soda, etc). If you know me in real life, *inflates you big and round*.
Bay Area Katılım Kasım 2008
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I was onboard with veganism until I learnt some vegan are white and some non-vegans are non-white. Furthermore, I have come to understand whale hunting is good, as some whales are white.
river i hardly kno’erミ☆@ltcaulfields
ever since i watched that documentary on whale hunting in inuit communities when i was in highschool i stopped taking white vegans who say this shit seriously
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@khoidaooo Do you think the Hokkaido Buffet and the Hokkaido Seafood Buffet share the same ban list?
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my nails and hair grow very fast. This means i have heightened levels of cellular turnover, which also means i am not the same mass of cells i was a week ago. So the guy who got banned from the hokkaido seafood buffet in 2012 for eating all the jello, that was somebody else.
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@CSharpM7 Probably the same reason why they kept patching Mario Kart World to force people into the transition courses instead of letting them pick circuit races over and over - they equate player behavior that goes counter to their intentions as backseat game design and stomp it out
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Wait Coney brought up a great point; why do they draw the line at characters but let us ban whatever stages/items/spirits/etc. I mean it's probably an IP thing but still...
Roflfox@TheRoflfox
Y'all have gotta understand, and I mean REALLY understand this doesn't happen while Big N is involved. If they won't let us ban Bayo in a 10+ year old game they don't care about (yes she's legal at SN this year because of them) they're not letting Steve or anyone else get banned
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@RobinPoedev This makes Wind Waker Tingle even funnier, because the Link you play isn’t the “real” reincarnation of the Hero of Time, so Tingle is just this annoying asshole you’re forced to deal with and he never fully understands what his deal is
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Like, come on guys, it couldn't be any more obvious, Tingle is *about* Link
Robin Poe 🐑@RobinPoedev
Tingle is Zelda franchise's pyramid head Cutting psychoanalysis of Oot link's insecurities made specifically for Majoras Mask, reused repeatedly because hes funny
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@DangerBongo Anybody got an archive? All the original posts have been scrubbed and Google is now too stupid to search anywhere that might have it saved elsewhere
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"keep furry weird" when I was 10 I shoved a kid off a hill on the last day of school and the next year when I came back to school he was missing an arm. he told me "yeah someone shoved me off a hill, I hit the bike rack and it got mangled" I was like "wow hope they catch the guy"
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@komradekhris Buying 50k likes so everyone can see your dogshit 2012 era take about an IGN review is crazy
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Gamers getting one-shotted by the most prosaic, easy to parse criticisms. A tale as old as time
Mikhail J. Clive - Author 📚🐯@Tyras_Mikhail
The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons: -Too many cheese references (in a world of mice) -You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise) -There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons) -Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema) -There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter) -The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon) This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.
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There are wojacks everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸@mrjeffu
A visualization of Japanese internet nationalist responses to mainstream media reporting on two recent crimes:
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Google used its monopoly over web browsers and search results to force WebP down everyone’s throat, exactly what incentive do image editors have to reward that behavior?
unicatte - Linux Tech Tips@unicatte2
"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?" "i am creating an image viewer.. hmm.. i vill not bother implementing webp support.."
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Eleanor Rigby
Phoenix@alilcreacher
You aren’t gonna fucking believe what the song in question is
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@bunnymutt_ Don’t worry guys, the 119 page document that I had prepared for this exact moment isn’t suspicious at all!!!
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the way they claim that this company is an altruistic good for the community makes my skin crawl knowing how kael truly looks down upon the ppl in it and sees furries as a tool. pouring infinite money into projects attempting to put themselves at the center of furry, its a scam
Creature Fabrics@CreatureFabrics
We have been made aware of rumors claiming that our fur and our brand is stolen. This rumor is false. Our team has constructed a 119 page document displaying evidence to show the full story. Our only interest is to provide the furry community with a high quality product at an affordable price, with love. drive.google.com/file/d/1KdTZqb…
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@terrakei07 Even as just a foreigner visiting, anytime we were forced to use a bus, it was always packed at full capacity. Even now with “plentiful” busses it’s quite inconvienent
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仕事柄、一応この辺の事情に詳しいのですが、バス便アクセスの物件は今後本当にやめといたほうがいいです。
まる@mhljihcfynulq
年取って引退してから安い駅遠の家(でもバスは充実)を買うのがジャスティスな気がするんだよな…
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@richard_mercz Remember all this from my late 20’s (obviously it’s even worse now). And sometimes your straight friends will be like “Have you tried…” Yes. Yes I have.
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comic abt being single having a crush in ur 30s (1/2)
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@2022Kduck My friends and I visiting Japan visited here last week, it’s pretty much got something for anyone into retro arcade games
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梅田駅近くの駅前第３ビルにある「ロイヤル ゲームセンター」に行ってきました。梅田駅から地下街を通って行く事が可能です。
店内では100台近くのレトロビデオゲーム筐体が稼働しており、稼働一覧はＨＰで確認できます。
珍しいビデオゲームをプレイして、ＵＦＯキャッチャーで散財しておきました。
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You can tell the people who grew up in abstinence-only states and never realized it because they describe being taught propaganda in such a neutral way
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban
Is it true that a lot of American schools don't teach actual, proper sex ed?
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@Msamalam I hate when Soka Gakkai shoots electromagnetic rays into my ballsack through the toilet
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