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How its going How it ended up….

The Cromwell PTA will be providing refreshments and probably dancing while we do so 😬

@simonharris_mbd Imagine if British farmers were paid properly and we didn’t need to import as much. Wouldnt that just be a crazy idea?!?!?

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

Happy Birthday my wonderful Bean 💕 @beaniebobbles

From an overthinker. What are the rest of you thinking about all day? Genuinely, how do I midthink? Or underthink?

The most overrated Christmas con- Winter Wonderland.

It is the middle of November and no one has given me a chocolate advent calendar yet. Just putting that fact out into the universe. manifesting or whatever

Everytime I look back at our wedding photos. My favourite changes 💕

My 2 year old has been here before, I swear. We visited the flowers for #QueenElizabeth at Sandringham. He took a knee and bowed his head. No one else was on bended knee.

How are we still talking about #MeghanMarkle ? Leave the girl alone, she just wants a quiet life away from it all. Thats why she is just out there doing quiet life things like podcasts, tv appearances and interviews. She clearly doesn’t want all this attention

You may have felt powerful in your life. But unless you have ever been a 2 year old with an all inclusive wristband that you just need to flash to get as much ice cream as you want. I doubt you have known true power #toddlers #Heatwave2022 #Ibiza

When the slo-mo goes horribly wrong. Promise I would have saved him… #ibiza

Why do I look like a genie though?!? 🧞‍♀️

My 5 year old daughter watched the football. She has no idea quite what she witnessed but I will remind her. She will know #Lionesses #WEuro2022Final

Phoebe told her gymnastics teacher that she needed the bathroom. So I had to come off the balcony to take her. As soon as I got there she said “I dont need a wee mummy, I was just wondering if you could order me a pizza for after gym” I ordered it- kid’s got smarts

It takes me going to a city to realise how much I love being a country girl. 2 minute walk from my house and I can get away from people and just walk for miles in peace 💕

You can live without heat and clothing and even sex. But you cannot live without food. Please support British farming.

Somehow we are raising posh children- 5 year old just said “mummy, we cant possibly go into @McDonalds. We have not booked a table”😂

You have one child and you think they have taken up your whole heart. Then somehow, a second born just doubles your hearts capacity 💕

@LuukeAndrew Honestly, the whole season had me in tears