Dr. House

Cuddy - "You. In the lobby. Now." House - "I hurt my leg. I have a note." #houseism #S01E19

"A secret club. What's the secret, they're all morons?" #houseism #S01E13

"Tell him to masturbate no more than three times daily. With meals." "Is that the statutory period for soul sucking?" #houseism #S06E12

"Is that the statutory period for soul sucking?" #houseism #S06E18

"From now on, I'll use two markers. Only the green one will indicate irony." #houseism #S05E18

RT @_Kirnja: Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again. ~House #houseism

"Where would junior high be without our ability to judge people on aesthetics?" #houseism #S05E24

"There's something freeing about being a loser, isn't there?" #houseism #S04E09

"Can't really say 'yes' when it's a hallucination asking." #houseism #S04E16

RT @_Kirnja: The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth. ~House #houseism

"The patient's husband prefers her not dead." #houseism #S03E24

"I'm world famous now. Press won't leave me alone." #houseism #S03E24

"You're upset that I'm doing clinic hours? Wow, that is so like rain on your wedding day." #houseism #S02E21

"I always say if you're going to get shot, do it in a hospital." #houseism #S02E24

"We should do things. Throw a ball around or something. Guy stuff." #houseism #S01E22

"By rush, I meant fast. Stat's the word you doctors use, right?" #houseism #S01E17

"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree." #Houseism #S01E17

"Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?" #Houseism #S01E05

Awesome! #house RT @oliviawilde: If we had a band it would be called Different Sized Digable Doctors. I call drums. http://yfrog.com/0hm5koj

"Every time Cuddy leans over a patient, it's another opportunity for a downblouse nipslip." #Houseism #S06E22