The Real Housewives

Real Housewife Abby Ernst- beautiful and perfect, can run faster than you, peaked in seventh grade,

Real Housewife Peggy Koebnick- can be found either napping or at the car wash... or napping at the car wash, probably an easy kill

Real Housewife Grace Fenske- a creature of the night, will fight you, great with kids, despite this photo proving otherwise

Real Housewife Mal Lindahl- low key a furry, the word "quiet" isn't in her vocabulary, not afraid to verbally or physically assault bitches

Real Housewife Grace Deavan- has allergies, voted worst driver of the senior grade, knows every word to every Hamilton song

Real Housewife Angel Stoffel- bad bitch, loves cuties cos' they're so good, not afraid to cut a hoe

Real Housewife Natalie Carter- her secret weapon is her farts, doesn't deserve her driver's license, lives off of chicken nuggets

Real Housewife Corrie Day- gluten free for no good reason, throws big rocks as a sport, will kill you if you hurt her feelings