DJ Tummy Ache

I’m a 1975 guy

Shoutout Coco Gauff

I’m a Dave & Busters guy

Tell me I’m wrong

New Olivia Rodrigo fuckin smacks

I haven’t even seen Dear John

I could easily eat six corn dogs

I’m rich (in splice credits)

Elevators low key trippy frfr

I’m wearing my thrift store suit to a Gucci event tonight

Forgot I was subscribed to The New York Times

@marthapickens43 Should I call you and come up with an emergency

on a double date and i am not being dramatic when i say i want to gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a dull butter knife

I went to high school with Kermit the Frog, super chill guy.

I’m just a turkey bacon kind of guy

In my tums era

I’m more of a quick cuisine guy myself

Pitiful

And my pickle era

I’m in my ibuprofen era