marcus

Studios need to bring back teaser trailers for movies that are part of a popular franchise tricking theatergoers into believing they belong to another popular franchise until the most comically opportune time to reveal the bait and switch.

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

does anyone know if we are allowed to comprehend words we read? can i log tweets on storygraph? is goodreads a queer ally? is penguin my friend?

Some little snippets from my new fic that I really like archiveofourown.org/works/85471756

fine! more evil it is!

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can’t change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

lazy morning

@midwestprincsss @nepenthequeen

@nepenthequeen ppl have stopped reading bc they said the angst was too much and i was like damn maybe i need to reevaluate 😭

a lot of yall have said the pain of omegaverse is too much SO

@anonfandbandit case for the test is broken, cause i got that result too 😭

the woman who wrote my safeword is safeword, let me desecrate you, the lordosis reflex, and my drug is my baby, is apparently a submissive omega

@hahnsluvr Yippee

writing agathario white lotus au in the year of 2026 is unheard of. but not impossible!!!!!!!

@sunkiss236 🥺 that means a lot! I put a lot into Agnes and it became quite a learning experience for me 😅

@HowDoIStan Marcus! Knowing this gem is yours makes me even softer towards it ! I quite adore the character study and exploration you're diving into with this role reversal. Your Agnes' actions, background and motivations FEEL profoundly real and thus so does he. I'll be here hanging onto

‘Sir, what the heck is this about?’ It was Vidal who answered. Leaning forward in her seat, elbows on her knees, her voice was low as she said, ‘This, detective, is about you becoming my bitch.’ Okay, maybe that wasn’t how she said it. archiveofourown.org/works/85471756… Transmasc Agnes

For some a lot

@lovesicksapphic oh good lord

#thinking about this specific shot from afternoon delight today. no particular reason

i think its even worse that they tried to convince me she was straight

It's so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they've always been out of their fucking minds

@orchid_of_styx always room for more

Just noticed the sheer size of my Toothless plushie collection. Dude wthell

Updated the title, now it's Say That You Want Me (Just To Want Somebody) archiveofourown.org/works/85471756…

I know I said this before, but Bigweld (from Robots [2005 film], voiced by Mel Brooks) is my answer for that one. His grand return to his company (Bigweld Industries) was badass.

@jeffbrittachild yippeee

@HowDoIStan ugh fine i’ll share her with only you

i openly stanned her on this app BEFORE line of duty when nobody had any idea who she was and every tweet for zero likes