HowlingBateman2

When I was a kid, I used to say “Peter Pan says I can!” to anything that people said I couldn’t do. Well, one night I was at my black friend’s house, sitting in the kitchen while his single mother cooked us dinner. I guess I started to rub off on him, because when his mother said we couldn’t play games until he did his homework, he responded with, “Well, Peter Pan says I can!” She grabbed the frying pan she had just used to cook and beat his ass, screaming, “MOTHAFUCKA, I’LL SHOW YO ASS WHAT A PAN CAN DO!”

Absolute state of things on this shit app when one of the posters on here can't even get 20 likes.

Curled in a ball on the floor, your assaulter stands over your used and broken body as he zips his fly up. You tremble and shake with rage, already trying to draw up a plan to take back your dignity, your manhood, yourself: "I must become a kick streamer."

My great-grandma just met my Black wife for the first time and asked how much it cost me to purchase her.

"But dad, the others, they don't want me. They HATE ME." "I want you baby girl and that's all that matters, alright?" @mythotrad

Well that doesn’t look good, help me find my friends

@MichaelSykesJr I’m Berman

POV: Berman rolls into GC talking about himself again

IM PREDESTINED IM PREDESTINED SO HARDDDDD IM PREDESTINEDDDDDDD

Consoling a girl I have sex with while she weeps on my shoulder about these mystery UTIs she keeps getting, while I sit here knowing damn well I'm always touching gross shit and never washing my hands. She must have something wrong with her.

Sorry Jake I didn’t mean it

Girls are like "don't film us having sex, I don't want you showing anyone." Nobody is getting shown this, lady. I'm just as disappointed with how ugly you are, but I'm vain and need to jerk off to myself later.

@HowlingMel0 @HowlingBateman2

Ngl getting sick of Bobby Anybody know anybody else I can harass Im open to any and all suggestions?

Thinking about @clemm1928

Do not follow @HowlingBateman2 Worst mistake of my life

Rest now, Senator, we have the watch.

@HowlingBateman2 I’m not sorry