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HowlingHimbo
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Have you ever stood in front of an air conditioner, closed your eyes, and when the cold air makes your nipples hard you pretend it’s his tongue, or am i weird?
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@Howlinghimbo Fun fact: a turtle’s genitals can expand to half the size of his body
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Replying to every stupid post on my fy just made my tl even more retarded
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What happens if you stop masturbating for an entire year?
These are the changes that occur in your brain and body during 12 months:
1. Your pen*s becomes more...
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@bronzeagepony A combination of homemade bread and boiled vegetables paired with decadent chicken/duck with oysters. the splitting of the poor and wealthy could also factor into some fun party games maybe?
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I need to host a dinner party in the next two weeks or I’ll die. But I need a good theme
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Middle-aged man in dms trying to conceal disappointment upon finding out that I’m not actually 17 after all and instead just a handful of years younger than him: oh no that’s um. you are amazing. No I’m so glad you are not 18 trust me. So much drama!
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I will know everything i need to know by how hot the actors who are playing the "minors" are
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First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen. The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex. In theaters later this year.
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She's only upset because he immediately left and didn't want to sleep with her
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my airbnb host walked into my place unannounced while i was completely naked and all i got was a lousy ai chatbot customer support. @Airbnb please refund me for this insane violation of privacy
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