-Section-

Guys tweeting like the women today made me genuinely laugh All the tweets sound so stupid, but I can see one of those bait women accounts tweeting these 💀💀

@Solezzz77 @CyberpunkGame Bro, Judy is literally everything you described 💀

@CyberpunkGame I ain’t gonna romance an impulsive, arrogant, selfish, impatient person when I have my city girl Judy waiting for me hell nah

Who is your Ride or Die in Night City?

@Dexerto *remember Ffs

@Dexerto Bro ts is depressing to read 😅 Remeber, she'll only act like your anime idol gf if you have that resub on It's not to "be more like friends." It's building a transactional, parasocial relationship with someone who wouldn't talk to you unless you paid her 💀💀💀

A VTuber has gone viral for launching a premium ‘Idol Girlfriend’ subscription service Nana charges up to $628 per month, offering private calls and exclusive content

@PopBase I was forced to watch this with an ex. She got mad when I started laughing during season one (I think) when they were in some sorta ball and some classical version of a Miley Cyrus song stared playing 💀💀 Aren't yall supposed to be in England? In the 1800s or something?

Netflix’s ‘BRIDGERTON’ Season 5 will follow the romance between Francesca Bridgerton and Michaela Stirling. Now in production.

@Twovust iirc two humans can make an uma, so ig an umamusume mom can have a normal human as well?

Can an umamusume mom give birth to a human daughter?

@PopBase Gotta side with my boy, Jorgi Once a blue, always a blue 🗣🔵 I also don't know anything about Chapelle Roan. Wasn't she the lady who wore that dress hanging from her nips?

Brazilian footballer Jorginho says Chappell Roan’s security guard spoke to his wife and daughter in an “extremely aggressive manner” while they were staying at the same hotel as the singer. He said his daughter recognized Chappell and “simply walked past the singer’s table” to confirm it was her, prompting the security guard to approach their table and tell his wife she shouldn’t allow her daughter to “disrespect” or “harass” other people. He added that the guard said he would file a complaint with the hotel.

@cinnamongirlc The translate option is one of the best things on this app If he's such a good guy and you don't want him, why not set him up on a date with a friend so he can spend that money on them? Give his time to them?

@DiscussingFilm The OG giga chad 🗿 One of the pillars of the old internet days

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

@sosonosonosono Then, one of the umas crashes into her at full speed, not realizing she's a human girl, and she gets turned into jelly on some A-Train type shii

i have an idea a human girl so obsessed with uma musume that she thinks she can become just like them and joins her local uma running club and still enjoys it even if she keeps losing and isn't as strong as them

@HimeHinghoi Digiwife 🗣🗣

Digiwife

@retryall1 Stop interacting with it, I beg you. I don't need to see it on my TL again 🙏🏼

oh it's uma musume characters with top surgery scars on my timeline

@tantehenia Using Christianity as a shield, too The clips of her just not giving a fuck about the kid are crazy. "I can get them aborted tomorrow. It won't affect me. " Now the kid is 3 years old and can't walk or talk. She's also a bitch for refusing to give the kid the care they need

xQc GOES OFF on Chrisean Rock over how she handled her pregnancy, which led to complications for her baby, Chrisean Jr. 😳 “It’s really unfair — why doesn’t the government take a 5-minute break and put a law that says no drinking when pregnant? How hard is that?” “I mean, if you cause harm to someone that leads to a disability, you should get sued to death.” 💬

@nypost Are you dead ass rn A whole article on an OF prostitute? Hella slow news day or something?

Superhero cosplayer spends 4 hours in the gym every day to transform into a 'fantasy vixen' - male fans 'lap it up' trib.al/WqfckU9

@Dexerto Rebuilding it brick by brick 😤

YouTuber Marques Brownlee says if he were YouTube CEO the first thing he would do is bring back the dislike button

@DudespostingWs Cleansing the TL one post at a time W dad's

Huge Dad W

@KitasannBlackk Kita, what is that fit 😭

So question about this card... It may be a stupid question but if it ever comes to global do I need to buy one KFC meal to get it MLB or do I need to buy 5 KFC meals

@Pirat_Nation I used to believe that friendslop games weren't a thing until I saw this....

We Gotta Go! announced Co-op horror game where you and your friends run through a haunted mansion to reach the only bathroom. If you die, you come back as a playable poop. It launches on Steam for PC on April 14, 2026.

@l4nie0 Depends on the drink tbh An ex of mine got me into Malibu Bay Breeze It's sweet bc of the coconut rum, cranberry, and pineapple. So barely if any alcohol taste, but a few will have you feelin it Mr.Krabs

do people actually enjoy the taste of alcohol because i think it tastes like Shit

@Himejoshihorse Have you ever thought that maybe this was made for the guys that also like digitan? You have the free will to ignore the post, just saying

Uma's, its uma's, what even is a husband it sounds like a disease