Hubert Archibald IV

Blessed to announce my commitment to play college football at Wesleyan University. Thanks to my family friends coaches and especially the Wesleyan Staff. Sorry to Louisiana Community Community Christian College for the de-commitment. Bidness is Bidness. #rollcards

@theguyvb Kyries never been forced to play without his left so I gotta give this one to Hansel.

Would a one armed Kyrie be better than Hansel Emmanuel? Like does Kyrie have a better right hand than Hansel Emmanuel?

@theguyvb Me and my friend @wendych53556774 have this. Does this rule apply to us too?

Having the red heart on Snapchat means you are legally required to fuck

I’m such a chud

For what the monkey considers business the horse considers play.

It’s fucked up how there’s like 1000 Christmas songs but only 1 song about the boys being back in town

Goals for blackout Wednesday: 1. Drink 1 million beers 2. Put up 1 million shots 3. Have atleast 1 shot land (🙏) 4. Lots of bag 5. 34 hits of someone elses cart 6. Get in a fight (win) 7. Blackout on a floor somewhere 8. Wakeup with raging hangxiety 9. Run it back next year

@wendych53556774 Can I womp and drive there?

Do you think it would be a good idea to host a womp wednesday at my house? I can bring pizza 2 if that’s chill.

Blessed to be teamed up with my guy @curtisedwards07

Two reasons I don’t give money to homeless people 1. They would spend it on alcohol 2. I want to spend it on alcohol

She fuckin with the motion

Cooked

Day 3 on campus. Where can I buy a gun?

@NYBearsBaseball @DillonSchm1dt @HamCollBaseball @WRWBL Is this Shohei Ohtani?

Outfielder @DillonSchm1dt (@HamCollBaseball) earns his first career @WRWBL All-⭐️ selection! .344 AVG, 22 R, 21 H, 2 2B, 11 RBI, 3 SB, .437 OBP, .377 SLG, 0.814 OPS #GoBears

@theguyvb @_dylanlonergan This might not be the one

Alright @_dylanlonergan, the ball is in your court. Take us to the promise land

Everytime I stand up my dog be getting excited af. He understands that I’m a straight shooter who can make shit happen at any given moment.

I got a strange feeling a black dildo is next up #wnba

@wendych53556774 75 and sunny there rn Steve got the right idea

Pops know something?

Gotta stay of insta on national gf day

Rest in peace Ben Day

Back in my prime #henryruggs