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Sir Huffer Charges a Lot
@HufferSir
I only track news & rumors. Bot or human, followers get removed. Deadbeat linguist, transcriptor, speedrunner. Invoke my name - I am Spark
Samsun, Türkiye Katılım Ocak 2020
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@Lyracutevibes This is slander. It is simply not possible.
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@Amanderinn1 Yeah? The first time they said they struggled with their size, I took it as an exaggeration, but when I was picking gifts for them, I curiously searched for size 34 and 35 shoes and that's when the realisation hit. Of course, I ended up buying a totally unrelated item for them.
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@HufferSir I have to shop at the kids section 😭, online shopping is decent too, could be worse ig😅
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4’11/150cm…. 😔 (god nerfed me)
Jayde ₊˚⊹ ᰔ@ParasocialMommy
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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@yuri420420420 @_darkumbra Oh, wait, you're just another degenerate who likes ding-dong schling schlong on his face. My bad. I wasn't familiar with your game.
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@yuri420420420 @_darkumbra It's Nina Simone, you dogwater geologist apologist.
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@yuri420420420 @_darkumbra And the rock cried out: "I can't hide you", the rock cried out. "I can't hide you" the rock cried out. I ain't gonna hide you, guy. All on that day.
I said: "Rock! What's the matter with you, rock? Don't you see I need you rock? Lord, Lord, Lord!" all on that day.
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@HufferSir @_darkumbra I should light you on fire with dog piss for that
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@yuri420420420 @_darkumbra Are you a geologist? I hate geologists. All they talk about are rocks and minerals.
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@HufferSir @_darkumbra also WDYM what's that have to do with being formed from minerals stacking in water
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@yuri420420420 @_darkumbra I just fucking hate elevators. They are slow, crowded and smell weird, especially the ones at hospitals.
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@Coinvo I am willing to give myself up for this sacred task. Where do I sign?
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@yslariah And when one of them reaches your crotch and asks what it is that they're feeling, hit them back with "my peanus weenus, of course!"
Proverbs 13.
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@Yomama_dj1212 @_darkumbra Lowkey yeah, I get you. I sometimes forget this place is an online mental asylum.
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@HufferSir @_darkumbra Lowkey yeah ppl assume things like a lot
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@sabo_debbi65628 Apparently, this is the type of girl every man runs into when they were unemployed or homeless drug addicts. Or so Twitter would have me believe.
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@femcelsu Yahu siz nerelerde yetiştiniz? Biz büyürken aynı havayı soluyup, aynı sokakları yürüyüp, aynı şeylere tanık olduğumuza emin miyiz? Bu Twitter'ın hafif meşrepleri nerenin mahsülleridir anlamıyorum amk.
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insan vücudunun ayıp bişey olarak görülmesini hayatımın sonuna kadar anlamicam çıplaklık neden sizi bu kadar rahatsız ediyo
SUVOLTA@reikibeyza
Dekoltenin de bir ayarı olur. Markalar iyice saçmaladı. Bu ne ya, bunu alan insan nerede giyecek? Millet bir şeye heveslenip alamıyor artık. Eskiden böyle şeyler fantazi iç giyim kategorisindeydi. İnsanlar sokağa çıkıyor kardeşim düzgün mü dikseniz kıyafetleri ??
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@ghostlogic1453 Bari mavi tık al da en azından kalitesiz ragebait atarak 1 yılda kazanacağın parayla 3 aylık telefon faturanı ödersin. Kupon misali.
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Erkekler kadınları hiç bir zaman sevmez sadece arzular
Ayberk@Aybo_bey
Karşı cins hakkında linç edileceğin bir fikrini söyle.
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@volarecello @Zzzz73149735 Excuse me, but how does someone achieve medium ugly? Is it like cooking steak?
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@Zzzz73149735 Oh my God. so i'm getting hate from short men because they're into tall women.
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@Yomama_dj1212 @_darkumbra Was the disclaimer in parantheses necessary lol
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@_darkumbra I wait till I have to pee then I start humping anything on my bed while watching the craziest porn I can find (the legal kind ofc)
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@_darkumbra That being said, I have not yet ascended above answering the sirens of the morning wood. Still dry, just like my humour. I would probably rank negative in the moist meter.
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@_darkumbra My job is semi-sedentary, but I always make excuses to move around. I'll climb 28 flight of stairs in the hospital I make regular deliveries to just for the fuck of it. So, I get home all stinky, and just dramasturbate with shirt and tie on. I don't feel it unless I'm exhausted.
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