Hugh Fort

Twitter used to be fun, but now all it is is endless Tommy Robinson propaganda who I’m now being sent without either asking for or wanting, so I’ll be leaving shortly.

My favourite is my strong belief captaining a village team is harder than captaining England. Here's why. hughfort.substack.com/p/5-reasons-wh…

I recently started a blog telling some of the great stories I've picked up in my years of playing village cricket. Fans of cricket, and the absurd, can find it here. hughfort.substack.com

@BJohnso96855199 Well you’ve improved my life with this interaction. Nice to meet you Mr Loadsofnumbers who doesn’t understand punctuation.

@Hugh_Fort you sound dumb the song paranoid pisses on that riff

Heavy metal legend and WWE Hall of Famer. Opening riff to Crazy Train might be the best ever. RIP Ozzy.

Stokes copped the type of ball no one wants first up, but I bet he's never had any of these things happen. #ENGvsIND hughfort.substack.com/p/5-reasons-wh…

I was recently made redundant, and am hoping to start out as a freelance. I'm experienced in content writing and content editing. Let's have a chat.

I've set up a passion project writing about one of my favourite things, village cricket. It can be found here. hughfort.substack.com

Good to see two years on this Edible Reading fellow, who I'm pretty sure I've never met, is still making jibes at me. It's true I certainly wish I was as good a writer as he thinks he is.

@Spiddly Is he still banging on about me? Bless him. It's odd really as I'm pretty sure I've never met him or spoken to him, and he blocked me on Twitter about 15 years ago. And I left BL two years ago.

I’d rather read @Hugh_Fort’s concise review than an overwritten dissertation from a pompous, bullying dribbling arse any day #rdg #rdguk

Today's a really, really emotional day. Thank you to everyone who read our hard work on @BucksLiveNews buckinghamshirelive.com/news/buckingha…

In other news, I’m absolutely gutted to learn BerkshireLive is to close. I was the first ‘digital only’ person to work on it as Get Reading back in 2006. On it’s day it was the biggest news site for miles around. Thoughts firmly with all my former colleagues affected.

Very sad, but not at all surprised, to hear of the closure of BerkshireLive. I've got some amazing memories from the print days and the excitement from the relaunch. I hope all those affected are able to find new roles and continue with their journalism careers.

Applause to whoever came up with "Pharmageddon" whatjobs.com/news/usa/us-em…

Today I've learned it's illegal to have a pet hedgehog in some parts of America.

Sad to see my old mate @jonathanl50 moving on from covering Reading FC. You would not believe the amount of miles this bloke has put in following the team over the last 10 years. He’s seen a lot of crap football but always did so with a smile on his face. Good luck to him!

The main thing I want to read about on Twitter is sport and the news, with a spot of WWE (don't judge me). Which, of course, is why my "for you" section is entirely populated with very angry, very right wing Brexit-supporting shills.

Having just seen a performer called Becky G sing at Wrestlemania. I think we need to acknowledge the immense contribution to music of the G family. Kenny, Gina, and to a lesser extent, Ali. An incredible legacy.

Not everyone's "Loving It". news.whatjobs.com/news/5-countri… #McDonalds

@danieljcross In terms of life, yes.

Did Lee Dixon just call 32-year-old 50 cap Junior Hoilett “the young full-back?” #Readingfc