Erinsez

Do those little chickens lay eggs do you think? - Erin

It’s in the oesophagus…no wait, I mean the sarcophagus - Erin’s mom

“I don’t care about Sydney, or her dreams!” - Erin on a Wells Fargo commercial

“When weirdos do stuff to animals, can, like, the animals get pregnant?” Erin on bestiality.

Hey, these new sock fluffalatize my feets - Olivia

Erin - "Jesus died for you and me!", Olivia - "What? Not today, he'll do that tomorrow!"

The witch changes the brave girl's feet - Olivia on 'brave', said in a Scottish accent