Hugo

@geordiejosh @agbnufc_ Aye I actually do,

@Hugo46982362562 @agbnufc_ You remember him at 5 years old do you

Anthony Elanga is by far the worst footballer to ever put on a black & white shirt in my lifetime, there’s no one who gets close. We’re seeing this guy incapable of keeping the ball at his feet without it bouncing away,playing 5 yard passes, making a first touch. What a shame.

@NUFC7890 People will turn their nose up at his stats but he defo has a lot of quality

@Hugo46982362562 Good player

Who’s your realistic (ish) hear me out signing for this summer ? I’ll go Van hecke. I’d fuck Botman and burn off in a heartbeat. #NUFC

@geordiejosh @agbnufc_ How does that work then I’m like 3 year younger than you and Ik how shit he was, he was terrible, scored against qpr apart from that did fuck all

@agbnufc_ Too young to remember him play tbh but surely he could at least control the football or make a pass

@Stiff_FC @DougieCritchley The big games is where the ballon dors won and rightly so, someone could score doubles hattricks vs relegation fodder and then when they play champions league knockout games have no impact. The players that regularly turn up in the big games domestic or ucl are the best players

@DougieCritchley Maybe because he’s only got 7 league goals… Elite player. But need to back it up in all competitions to be considered for a Ballon D’or 👍

It’s very unfair that in major tournament years… Players from “smaller” nations realistically won’t win the Ballon D’Or. Because on the basis of his club performances, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia should definitely be in the conversation.

@TouchlineX Khvicha really should be in there for rice

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: 2026 Ballon d'Or ranking following the PSG vs. Bayern Munich game, according to Perplexity: 1 — Dembélé 2 — Harry Kane 3 — Declan Rice 4 — Lamine Yamal 5 — Michael Olise Dembélé is once again the FAVOURITE! ✨

@Tgarratt10 Yamal better imo

@Jdog21212 @Tgarratt10 Yeah but I think Diaz actually makes contact with him

@Hugo46982362562 @Tgarratt10 Didn’t get the ball with first contact. Pen all day.

Are we for real? And I want Bayern to lose out of pure agenda. That’s just not a penalty is it? He’s a yard away and where is he meant to put his hand? Das ist bollocks

Could be the best game of all time in terms of quality

Alphonso Davies is so underrated these days imo, a phenomenal full back

@geordiejosh He’s a decent player but imo I never really back him 1v1 against a full back for me his best ability is his running and we love as good or better as a team when he’s not in the team imo.

How can the world champions, Bayern Munich & Arsenal be interested in a player if I’m told he’s not very good? …

@Bazro10 That’ll do for me, however I’d steer clear of gonzalo.

Keep Wissa for financial reasons and in the hope a proper pre-season does him good, sell Osula with a buyback attached, sign a young CF like Gonzalo Garcia then change formation to bring the best out of Woltemade & our attackers

@Slaughts_1 I remember how much Bruce used to get slated for how relaxed his training schedule was.

Howe has given them 3 days off after 5 losses in a row and 9 losses in 12. 😂😂😂 #nufc

@kendallrowanx @ToonPolls Has to be a number 10 for me, unless woltemade stays and plays in there still could do with another though imo

Curious, which position do you think is categorically our most important signing to make this summer? Cc: @ToonPolls

@AndyNufc48 Tbf to Elanga he’s playing at a similar level to most of our other players this season, going under the radar how wank some of the players that have been here for a while have been.

If you’re a Newcastle fan, and you’ve seen this post and decided to go straight to the comment section to abuse him, you’re a fucking cunt. It’s as simple as that.

@ToonPolls What a dopey cunt

Nick Pope. What a guy. #NUFC

@NUFC7890 He’s such a wanker

This cunt thinks he’s a celebrity. Mr big time. Hires out venues so people can buy tickets to listen to him. Always on talksport and sky sports Just one massive egotistical insufferable bellend.

@MagpieMediaX Right back is a lot easier than cm mind

He’s now went completely flawless away from home against the side top of the Premier League in April. 🤯📊 Not normal, these numbers - especially not as a 19-year-old playing out of position… #NUFC

@Pooliemags1Ttv Osula should not be number 9

Slight tweaks and I think we are moving in the right direction #nufc