Hugo

I cannot believe I put off watching Ted Lasso for so long

Taking a break from Twitter really does wonders for your mental health

@TheFredmeister Preesh the good feedback as always Fred

@HugoMashburn115 No thanks - Fred

@UESgent Haha I just meant vote on my poll brother

@HugoMashburn115 I commented? What else do you want. You want me to go to the casino and put the chips on the table for you?

@UESgent No vote huh

@HugoMashburn115 Red riders baby

@TheFredmeister Same brother

I miss when the timeline was more real and authentic compared to so much engagement/rage bait. - Fred

@HugoMashburn115 ✊🏻

In my apartment yearnmaxxing #wednesday

The small dimples just above a woman’s buttocks

Using crude oil to jack off with it nearing $150/barrel

Missionary so she can look at my weird birthmark on my neck and make me self conscious about it during sex

@ihatethiskid Cut from the same cloth as our boy fs

@HugoMashburn115 Dijonre

I am desperate for new music someone please give me an album to listen (i will judge it secretly)

@fairwayreaper17 Appreciate it! Honestly, just get out and take photos as much of anything as you can. Low expectations and just focus on what drew you to the scene in general and the folks will notice!

@HugoMashburn115 These are dope! Any tips for someone getting back into photography after a long hiatus?

Oklahoma! w/ my camera!

@wtvrem13 The sluttiest bowl of beef pho, Vietnamese egg rolls, small bar burger, onion rings from random restaurant in KC, Bacon Egg and Cheese bagel with a hashbrown on it, kimchi fried rice, tiramisu and with an old fashioned

what’s everyone’s death row meal

@bigcontentguy That’s why I’d go for the egg salad sandwiches ofc

i love the masters and everything masters related but those pimento sandwiches look like turtle food

@EscobumpGaviria Insmelligence

fartificial intelligence

I had a dream my therapist started a group text with me and 5 of her other patients airing out our dirty laundry

@iminamtg Takes after their father (me)

@HugoMashburn115 Them boys thiccc

Sometimes you just have to make a fuck ton of poorly wrapped spring rolls

@Tyre_94 @dancingkitti My fatass still remembers my exact order from McDonald’s back in high school: - McChicken - McDouble - Med Fries and Med Drink $4.56 post tax

@dancingkitti A true relic of the past

This was in 2004 and you could very well get that much food for 40 bucks actually lmao