Sasha

wheres my zrell romance scene larian

Nightsong time yippieeee

watching astarion fail the same lock thrice before letting gale open it with knock

nevermind made a half elf

this is so funny

Minthara i love you

back into the bege3 mines

one day i will seriously play one of the short races. Halfling maybe

all the kisses are better when tav/durge is taller than the other actually

chess '26 changing "bangkok, oriental setting" to "bangkok, such a pretty setting" but keeping "get thai'd" and all the other references to sex tourism is so funny. That line is the least problematic one in that song! If you update the lyrics be thorough.

I don’t think the trainer I made for opera o would make her run 33 races, and also wouldn’t make her drink kale juice

You are meisho doto. You consistently place 2nd behind Opera. You eventually defeat Opera, ending the G1 win streak. Neither of you win another race and retire together. Also Opera is a delusional otokoyaku and you are part of her LARP.

i dont really care for uma ships but opera x doto is the exception. theyre so funny conceptionally

maruzen and pearl killed her neurodivergent swag to make her talk about the fuckign weather

No jealousy mod my beloved because Gale, Shart and Astarion romances are too good to skip. Durge and the Morally Questionable Polycule

my bad!!!

the durge writer really had astarion as their darling, that guy has so many dialogue bits

@TherinVai the temple...the mace... the fuckass amulet?? i need to learn whats up with this guy

kinda wanna play a cleric of lathander