David Smith

RETWEET IF YOU WANT TEN HAG TO STAY.

#TenHagIn trending before FA CUP final.

Fanboy tonight watching @DanHasAPodcast with his ‘Special’ tour in Hull , absolute fire 🔥, @deancoughlin_ was superb as support too 🔥 so good #haveaword #mildhighclub

So which ‘Brand’ is worse at protecting its employees CH4 or BBC #Dispatches #toolate #brand

Best podcast story ever told? 🤣

Look who dropped into the studio, it’s @jimjefferies 😍 Possibly our best ever episode. It’s available on Patreon right now and goes public on Monday!

@Haveawordpod @jimjefferies LID LIFE ! Yes! 😍

Is there anything worse than dealing with your doctor's receptionist?

Simon Pegg delivering stone cold truths twitter.com/HFeddieHF/stat…

They’re all fucking gutted we’re at the top. At the end of our arena sell out, we got thousands and thousands of people to sing “ Fuck the Tories” and it gets to them so deep it’s beautiful. Continue to ignore us and we’ll continue to fucking dominate without your help ta ❤️💃🏽

@TexasJillybean The wife updated my merch 😍 , get on me !

@Haveawordpod when the wife updates your Haveaword merch 😍 Merry Christmas lids 🎅🍻

@adamrowecomedy @Haveawordpod @DanHasAPodcast Fucking love this !

Just over three years ago, I received this voice note from @DanHasAPodcast and it changed both of our lives forever. Tonight, we play a sold out arena. Fucking hell.

My episode of Live At The Apollo is airing on Dave tonight at 10pm. Here I am eating pizza after the recording. I hadn’t eaten in 48 hours because I didn’t want to be fat on the telly. Form a queue ladies. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

NEW PINNED TWEET! We’re going for Christmas Number One!!! We’re raising money for two boss children’s charities in the process, so please pre-order it. 🙏🏼 Music video: youtu.be/LUt6kP6NuQs Apple pre-order: bit.ly/laurasgoneapple Amazon pre-order: bit.ly/laurasgoneamaz…

#LaurasGone please please please get this to No1 🙏 great work lid army . It’s an absolute belter ! @FinnlayK @Haveawordpod @adamrowecomedy @DanHasAPodcast @SenseiCarl_

@Haveawordpod Yes lid 😍 can’t wait !

PRE-ORDER LAURA'S GONE RIGHT NOW! 🚨🚨🚨 100% of the profits are being donated to charity Amazon: bit.ly/laurasgoneamaz… Apple: bit.ly/laurasgoneapple

Will be seeing rowey bags in Hull 😍

@Haveawordpod @tonycarroll14 The grandads pants story 👌👌 made me stop and leave the gym midway through for laughing …… also loved the Chinese film pilot ‘he Chinese and he Chinese’ 🤣

Question for long-time listeners.. and new ones, actually but the OGs have an advantage here… what is your favourite story told on a Have A Word episode? Answers below. I’ll start… @tonycarroll14’s Grandad’s Pants.