Ruben Farias

low vibration snacks till I die

siri is a turncoat

I thought I heard a weird bird, but I’m like 11% sure it was a tiny dog

I’m having such a great time, and all I’m doing is nothing

I fucked up from a trying to sleep all badass tonight standpoint by chugging an energy drink 5 seconds ago

fuck you

I have full blown pareidolia and I just want it to stop

Ima start doing some nice things for myself for once in my life

@evanpalsson @JeffFletcherOCR One hop liner to shallow right. Runner on third twisted his ankle and started crying. Right fielder throws to home amd gets the force

@JeffFletcherOCR Runner on third is hit by the batted ball in fair territory. By rule, he’s out while the batter is awarded a hit. Next question.

Here's a riddle. Bases loaded. Two outs. Batter gets a hit. No runs score. What happened?

Damn foo I got like 55 hours of PTO. might just retire early for a little bit

Energy drinks probably get real sad whenever I drink them

The IRS is probably my biggest (and only) haters

⛓️‍💥

I was trying to go home, but the lord’s glory ended up guiding me to this fast food spot that I know about

came to ward practice extremely stoney baloney… stogna bologna

here is a picture of my face

Man vs Jack in the Box

According to my Apple Watch, I kick absolute ass when it comes to sleeping

I was drinking an energy drink at work, and i subconsciously got into my beer drinking stance. This was also the exact moment I realized that I even had a beer drinking stance to begin with.

at the end of the day, stone cold steve Austin is badass and so is stone cold E.T.