Ruben Farias

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Ruben Farias

@Human5000

(956) Baseborn // L@s Skageleros (RIP) // Little Wins // Twin Eater // RF // WARD

McAllen, TX Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
low vibration snacks till I die
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I thought I heard a weird bird, but I’m like 11% sure it was a tiny dog
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I’m having such a great time, and all I’m doing is nothing
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I fucked up from a trying to sleep all badass tonight standpoint by chugging an energy drink 5 seconds ago
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I have full blown pareidolia and I just want it to stop
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
Ima start doing some nice things for myself for once in my life
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
@evanpalsson @JeffFletcherOCR One hop liner to shallow right. Runner on third twisted his ankle and started crying. Right fielder throws to home amd gets the force
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@JeffFletcherOCR Runner on third is hit by the batted ball in fair territory. By rule, he’s out while the batter is awarded a hit. Next question.
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Here's a riddle. Bases loaded. Two outs. Batter gets a hit. No runs score. What happened?
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Ruben Farias
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Damn foo I got like 55 hours of PTO. might just retire early for a little bit
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Energy drinks probably get real sad whenever I drink them
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
The IRS is probably my biggest (and only) haters
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
I was trying to go home, but the lord’s glory ended up guiding me to this fast food spot that I know about
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
came to ward practice extremely stoney baloney… stogna bologna
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
here is a picture of my face
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Man vs Jack in the Box
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
According to my Apple Watch, I kick absolute ass when it comes to sleeping
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Ruben Farias@Human5000·
I was drinking an energy drink at work, and i subconsciously got into my beer drinking stance. This was also the exact moment I realized that I even had a beer drinking stance to begin with.
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at the end of the day, stone cold steve Austin is badass and so is stone cold E.T.
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