Ruben Farias

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I was trying to go home, but the lord’s glory ended up guiding me to this fast food spot that I know about

came to ward practice extremely stoney baloney… stogna bologna

eye arrr hymn

here is a picture of my face

Man vs Jack in the Box

According to my Apple Watch, I kick absolute ass when it comes to sleeping

I was drinking an energy drink at work, and i subconsciously got into my beer drinking stance. This was also the exact moment I realized that I even had a beer drinking stance to begin with.

at the end of the day, stone cold steve Austin is badass and so is stone cold E.T.

Had some cheesecake. I win

If I had a Time Machine, I’d for sure hit up some castles

George Foreman is the greatest inventor ever idc

Me vs the common cold

This life is passing me by way too fast, but thats cool i guess

Back in my day, one of my baseball teammates was jacked af. A kid once asked him how he got so chingon and his response was “a lot of chicken and potatoes.” It was roids actually. I wonder what that kid is up to🤔

Planning on a 10 hour nap tonight

I can’t say no to cane’s smh

I’m the music lord at work. Next time someone complains bout my playlist, I’m making everyone listen to a fkn audiobook

Him not flinching should've been enough of a sign to just walk out 💀

want some timbs for some rzn