Joe Pollock

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Joe Pollock

Joe Pollock

@HumanStatSheet

Co-Creator of The Fantasy Takeaway!!! • ‘Using yards per carry to gauge offensive line play is like using a thermometer to measure how hot your girlfriend is.’

Fort Collins, CO Katılım Mart 2012
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Joe Pollock
Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
“How many can they actually sit? Five?” - @Tyler_Polumbus This dude having a job where people pay him to talk about football is one of the biggest embarrassments in local media history.
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

Chiefs injury report for Sunday vs. Broncos: Out: 🏈Isiah Pacheco 🏈Jawaan Taylor 🏈Mecole Hardman 🏈Jaylen Watson Doubtful: 🏈Chris Jones 🏈Patrick Mahomes 🏈Trent McDuffie 🏈Nick Bolton 🏈Kareem Hunt 🏈George Karlaftis 🏈Travis Kelce 🏈Justin Reid 🏈Drue Tranquill

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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@JDVance1 This guy thinks you’re stupid. Don’t let him be right.
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JD Vance@JDVance·
As we watch this horrible situation in Israel unfold, Americans must face a stark truth: our tax dollars funded this. Money is fungible, and many of the dollars we sent to Iran are being used to now kill innocent people. This must stop. Israel has every right to defend itself. I wish our friends well, but most of all I wish they weren’t fighting against weapons bought with our money.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@michalmenert On a scale from Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart (0) to Marvin Gaye - What's Goin On (10), That's a solid 7.5 at worst. Congrats.
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MENERT@michalmenert·
Someone has been playing Still Dre for 30 min straight right outside my hotel room.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@KevinRothWx At least it was an accident. I somehow figure out how to pick a loser on purpose every year Week 1.
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Kevin Roth@KevinRothWx·
Took part in my first survivor league this year and promptly CLICKED THE WRONG TEAM Brilliant stuff. To see more of my genius at work, the Monday Night Football weather forecast is up: rotogrinders.com/articles/bills…
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Kevin Roth@KevinRothWx·
100% Pacheco, tackled at the 1. 100% Toney, tackled at the 1. 0% some dude named Rice. NFL is back 🙌
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@michalmenert You know, I like you, and I generally like your opinions, but I’m gonna need you to do better than this going forward.
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MENERT@michalmenert·
Chocolate chip cookies are kinda gross. Especially in the global spectrum of delicious baked good.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@KevinRothWx I really appreciate it when people own their mistakes.
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Kevin Roth@KevinRothWx·
⚾️☔️ Here’s my biggest whiff of the season (by a lot). I had rain in PIT holding off until after the game… now it’s here halfway through the game, and it’s not stopping anytime soon. Poorly done.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@RapSheet I’m about 90% sure that account is a ChatGPT bot.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@Adam_Mares In basketball language, the Broncos losing 2 preseason games in the final minutes is the same thing as the Nuggets losing Summer League games to teams that are playing guys who actually need to contribute day one.
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Adam Mares@Adam_Mares·
Doesn’t feel like a great omen to keep losing like this in the preseason.
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🐺 NEW ERA (4-2)
🐺 NEW ERA (4-2)@WolvesGotNext·
JAMES HARDEN WELCOME TO MINNESOTA ‼️‼️
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@michalmenert I wanted to give you a hug so bad tonight. So happy for you, man. Show was incredible!
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@MarkWemken I think it’s pretty fair. He probably could’ve gotten more elsewhere but he’s failed pretty miserably in other systems and situations. The Daniel Jones contract is too big, but I think the Giants kinda became victims of their own success. They didn’t have a viable backup plan.
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Mark Wemken@MarkWemken·
@HumanStatSheet What’re your thoughts on the Geno deal? I thought it was pretty team-friendly and accounts for the possibility that his season may have been a fluke
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Mark Wemken@MarkWemken·
The fact Daniel Jones got more guaranteed money than Geno Smith (and by a wide margin) will never make a lick of sense to me.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@MarkWemken You’re not wrong. I think you’re probably just viewing it from a different perspective than someone who’s offering contracts. TBF, some people offering contracts are obvious morons.
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Mark Wemken@MarkWemken·
@HumanStatSheet That makes enough sense. I just feel like the Seahawks won more games because of Geno’s performance, while the giants won more in spite of Daniel Jones. I could be wrong. I know DJs rushing EPA was like off the charts good
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@Den_Sports_News To be fair, I think he feels the same way. What he said was 100% true, but he didn't have his proverbial NFL coach hat on when he said em. He owes the players an apology. Harping on them all season about not being a distraction and then he goes out and causes a HUGE distraction.
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Matt Henderson@_yerbamatt·
This might be unpopular, but I didn't like Sean Paytons comments. I thought they were petty and if he wanted to say that, he should've in private.
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Coach Rome@Rome_Beast·
did nuggets fans forget this also happened ??? did u mentally block this out of y’all minds don’t forget why this year yall FIRST title
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@DNVR_Broncos I don't understand what everyone's so upset about. The Broncos haven't beaten the Chiefs since Peyton retired. You have to win games to call a team your rival. There hasn't been real competition since before like 2012.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@RespectMyCos We were saying the same thing before Andy Reid showed up. Not sure why people think this is a hot take. The Broncos haven't been good enough to be the Chiefs rival since 2015.
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Joe Pollock@HumanStatSheet·
@Its_Wade @cjwilliford21 I kinda hate that guy’s delivery. It’s so overly dramatic. Good on him for owning it, though.
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