ChronicIllnessHumor

@JoeC4281 lol

ME: I'd do ANYTHING to feel even a little bit better. MY DOCTOR: Limit gluten, sugar, dairy, & anything else that brings joy to your life. ME: Oh... I meant ALMOST anything.

@DiaryofaSickGrl I'd never even heard of that, had to look it up.

@HumorChronic I believe I have hyperPOTS so salt is a delicate balance for me, lol.

@PsyCyber1399 😂

@HumorChronic lol. Putting the fun back in funeral again?

Taking my meds in public is so embarrassing. Everyone thinks I want to live.

@blue_rookery :( it's also way too expensive to eat that way - I have 4 kids and I have to think of that too

@HumorChronic gross food over stomach aches. who would have guessed? before this last month or so, i thought disgusting and upset stomach were equal enemies.

@WikiInParadise 😊

@HumorChronic We all need to live a little too 😊

@PsyCyber1399 😂Don't worry, I am too

@HumorChronic replying. Yeah, awesome at typos too

@PsyCyber1399 😂

@HumorChronic Lol, I automatically assumed you meant you'd do any drug to feel better. I saw like, "really, like PCP?" X

@HumorChronic full-transparency, I am fluent in relying in gifs and song lyrics.

😂

Self medicating is such a vibe like i knew I was smart enough to be a doctor. I always knew

@UnicornUni2222 😂

@HumorChronic It’s too late for me, save yourself! 😂

@CRobichaux33405 @DiaryofaSickGrl Yeah, and no matter what they seem to use it to say something that will upset me. One time, a long time ago, I worked really hard and lost a lot of weight. The doctor didn't praise me for working so hard, he only said, you're BMI is still too high.

@HumorChronic @DiaryofaSickGrl It’s irrelevant most of the time and rife with bias.

I weigh myself completely naked. If you don't like that, work at a different doctor's office.

@Samanth18984539 😂

@HumorChronic Oooohhhhh I need to try this.

@TheOnion #satire

@CRobichaux33405 @DiaryofaSickGrl I've been refusing too.

@DiaryofaSickGrl @HumorChronic I usually refuse unless absolutely required for dosage calculation or something similar.

@pippaliciousj lol

@HumorChronic 😂A brufen and he's good to go.

@PsyCyber1399 😂

@HumorChronic I re-snorted at your snort

My posts are not for everyone, babe. You either have to be chronically ill, in a lot of pain, disabled, medically traumatized, held together by prescription medications, actively dying, or have spent three hours arguing with your insurance company to get my humor.

@PsyCyber1399 haha

@HumorChronic ironically, all the illness I have are CHRONIC. the cure = THE CHRONIC. That math, maths.