Humphrey Plugg

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@EvanMcFarlane I thought Morelos seemed very Everton. Didn’t happen. Sad.

I like 2nd of April as a birthday. Not quite a fool. But almost. Fool adjacent. Appropriate.

@evdokios Aye same. When it was put out again on BBC Scotland it defo made me laugh more than I expected it to. 30 years after the fact and all them in their 60s and on stage tho… And in Inverness. Potential deal breaker

@HumphreyPlugg4 quite fancied that tbh. used to like the show albeit I was a child at the time so not sure how it’s aged

Been offered tickets to The High Life stage thing. Anyone been? Is it shit? Many thanks

@Chrisfinn2703 The call above from Field Marshall Martindale to cease clog-mode and roll over like poorly kittens intoxicated by microplastic ingestion “Biscuits” chortling away on the radio commentary Performatively angry but magnanimous post match Bartley interview Makes you sick etc etc

Bye then 👋

Scott Mills TOTP episodes we hardly knew ye..

@offtheballbbc Diarrhoea… “Did It At Robert Redford’s House One Early Afternoon”

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@Shuttsapalooza Mind him being all positive and Coisty like on telly before the Morocco game

Scotland getting the exact same group as 1998 as an opportunity to right the wrongs and call up Ally McCoist

Jonathan Pearce giving it some toxic Wogan

Don’t think I’ve ever seen John Murray’s coupon before after all these years. Such a radio voice.

Pfft Faithless. I can’t get no gies peace etc. Mind seeing them aged 15 in the pissing rain at T In The Park 99 and the crowd went absolutely APESHIT in a way that you don’t quite get any more so that’s a happy memory. (shite) #totp

Draw’s as good as a win then against Greece?? Only going to finish top by beating Denmark in the last game anyway

@Chrisfinn2703 The FEWM levels would be off the chart. Even if he was any good, it’d make his job nigh impossible from the get-go. So fingers crossed!

@CJM__33 That Danny Rohl looks like about three of the cunts off A View From The Terrace at the same time…philosophically opposed to brown brogues, never worn a tie in his life etc. Would be a spectacular “don’t back doon - double doon” appointment. Who would you like now Gerrard’s 👎?

My over riding feeling is fuck Gerrard.

SHITFACED

Thank you 🖤

Arfing at that daft old twat McCulloch aligning himself with this #totp

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