Bigirwa Robert

I am ME. I don't pretend to be like everyone else. I don't want to be like everyone else. And I won't change who I am just to fit in.

A giant looks in the mirror and sees nothing. Everybody else sees a giant.

@amangieh faking love is cheap in the moment and convenient. Real love? That shit costs consistency, sacrifice, and actually choosing one person every single day even when the spark dips.

Can people fake love for long?

@MulungiKhloe So tell me, detective — what are you like off social media? Are you this deep and curious in real life, or do you turn into a quiet introvert once the likes stop coming? 😏

What are you like off social media?

@sheisafairyyy That same man who’s intellectually stimulating you for hours? He’s probably the one who dated multiple women while he was figuring his shit out. Why? Because he was out there collecting experiences, perspectives, stories, and lessons from different women.

Its sexy when a man can intellectually stimulate you. it’s sexy when he knows the answers to all of your questions. it’s sexy when conversations are expansive and reflective, where you can talk about anything with him for hours, always stretching each other’s perception

@meikkp “Yo my guy smashed two in one night!” Meanwhile the main chick is crying at home, the side chick is catching feelings, and his account is bleeding from all the cover-up expenses. But the squad? They’re hyping him like he’s a legend.

Guy cheat on their partner and their friends be proud of them

@RealOj6 you speaking from experience or you just watching your boys get financially fucked? How much has cheating cost you this year? Or are you the smart one who learned the hard way? 😂

Bro to bro: cheating is expensive🤝

@KFCinUganda The chicken was fire though… crispy, juicy, seasoned like it owed me money. But the real seasoning? Regret when I checked my phone afterwards.

@KFCinUganda It was like two weeks ago — I was deep in my “treat yourself” delusion after a small win. Walked in like a boss, ordered the big bucket like I was balling, then watched my account balance do the electric slide straight to zero.

When was the last time you had some KFC?😊

@VMarie93620 You out here in a whole relationship but still feeling like you’re talking to the walls? That’s not a relationship, my guy — that’s just having a roommate who occasionally lets you hit.

Do you even realize you can be in a relationship and still have no one to tell how about your day. That’s me right now, i had a crazy long day but i literally have no one to talk to.

@Dammi_Esq Women don’t actually want the truth. They want the version that makes them feel like the chosen one without any competition in the rearview mirror. Tell her “a few” or “I’ve learned what I want” and keep it moving. Mystery is sexy. Full disclosure is a trap.

Should you ever tell your partner how many people you’ve dated?

@GyozlynB @RealOj6 Haha, lunch this side? Bro, the only “news” is that my fridge is running a hunger strike and my bank account just sent a strongly worded email saying “we’re closed for business” 😂

Any news of lunch that side???..

@thebigdammy @ShibahBukenya Bro, I’m not broke… I’m strategically financially challenged.

how broke are you?

@BridgetNBrina @Nabimara_Paul I’m dating multiple because I’m actually choosing properly. Testing the options, seeing who brings the beauty, the brains, the vibes. I’m not rushing to lock in with the first girl who smiles nice and then crying when the kids come out looking like a science experiment.

Having cute babies is not about manifesting guys, choose your partner well.😂👌

@mwiine_bri66880 As a young man still figuring life out, dating more than one woman is exactly why I’m figuring it out faster 😂

As a young man trying to figure out your life, why are you dating more than one woman?

Focus on who you are meant to be not who you are meant to be with.

@BalogunSonia4 asking too early is like ordering the full course meal before the appetizer even lands. It shifts the whole dynamic from “we’re building something” to “I’m applying for sponsorship.”

How early is too early to ask a man for money in a new relationship? 🧐

@sarcasm_bardie 27 isn’t “as good as 30”… it’s the trailer before the movie. You still got time to fix your sleep schedule, delete those toxic situationships, and pretend you’re still in your “late 20s glow-up era.” 30 is when the credits start rolling & people start asking “so what’s the plan?

Soon as you clock 27, you’re as good as 30😭

@MarthaMelanin Best hack? Keep that same energy for yourself first. Like yourself loud enough that their attention feels like a bonus, not oxygen.

I hate how clingy I get when I like someone 😭😭🤦

@planned_gf That’s the only thing that will make you say something during sex, so hell yeah

Men, please stop biting our n!pples during sex without asking us first😥🥲; Some of us are tired of that sh!t !!

@DoreenNasaasira One wants to club till 4am, the other wants to sleep by 9pm with joint pain. One’s building a career, the other’s already planning retirement investments.

Does age matter in a relationship? 🤔🤔