Mark Evans

Dude. 2000 of you weirdos are enjoying the shit that oozes out of my brainpan? Ace. Welcome. I make unwilling male male human vore captions, sometimes draw one, and answer vore questions.

All that size and muscle I got from ya is really makin' me randy... SPLAT!!! #vore #malevore #malepred #cv #cockvore #sizetheft #dickvore

Nng yeah, definitely your purpose in life. FRRT!!! #vore #malevore #malepred #gayvore #assvore #analvore

How was I supposed to know they'd find us just two days later? Oops. Urrrrp! #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore

My roommate decided it was a good idea to kick me out. Luckily I knew just how to get myself a place of my own... FRRT! (Longest of these I've done, 7 parts!) Parts 1-4/7 #vore #malevore #malepred #analvore #assvore

@shamarhunter99 Eddie will also make it about Eddie

I not ready for 911 twitter/buddies take on addiction especially involving Buck. They are going to figure out how to make this about Eddie

@SatisfiedBelch Firefighter decides the new probie isn't up to snuff. or Pred seduces a meal to meet him off a dating app. When the meal arrives it's his friend, but he's already committed.

I really wanna write a Vore story. But I need some ideas. Leave your ideas in the replies, and I’ll be sure to give you credit.

Subletting sucks. Well that's one self-important roomie that can't take a joke gone. I'm sure my new one will be more accommodating. Though I make no promises... FRRT! 1/3 Thanks to @ThePupTekk for the inspo. #vore #malevore #malepred #assvore #analvore

Just because he meant somethin' to you doesn't mean he was memorable for me, dude! URRP!! #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore

Dude you wanted him back, now here he cums! Don't pop! SPLAT! #vore #Malevore #malepred #cv #cockvore #dickvore

What? No, don't be ridiculous! Now get in there. FRRT!! #vore #malevore #malepred #familyvore #assvore #analvore

Ok, so MAYBE I should have waited a little longer before resorting to... naaah. It was totally the logical move. URRP! #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore

Interrupt my private time and you'll become part of it. SPLAT!!! #vore #malevore #malepred #cockvore #cv #dickvore

Your choice, prevention or fertilization! (Reader's choice on if the offender got there via ass or mouth) #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore #assvore #analvore

All that boasting I just had to test ya out... can't say I was impressed. URRP! #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore

Think of someone besides yourself, man! FRRT! #vore #malevore #Malepred #assvore #analvore

You SAID you could handle anything! Ha! FRRRT!! #vore #malevore #malepred #assvore #analvore

@shamarhunter99 5 minutes of talking would have fixed either of their break ups. But no.

“He has joy right in front of him, and he's not able to access it.” I think about this quote often from Ryan talking about BuckTommy the first and only smart thing he has said. Why did Buck first relationship with a man have to end so sad and depressing. It’s weird and bugs me

You wanna be in my squat rack so bad, at least you can be useful there. And since squats always make me gassy, you're in for a bad time before I'm done! FRRRT!!! #vore #malevore #malepred #assvore #analvore

Running out of snacks is like declaring instant bulking season, dude. URRRP!!! #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore

@vore4life Fair

@HungryFireGuy I mean, ain't gonna judge you from teasing a meal to watch them squirm but if he ain't packing on the muscle in preparation after like 6 months just means he was ripe already

Did you think all that teasing was just for fun? Ok, so it was fun. But I really expected you to make yourself a better more enjoyable meal. Disappointing, but funny. URRP!!! #vore #malevore #malepred #oralvore