Ellen Chenoweth

@shanianottwain2 I prayed this while anxious about a new relationship and then minutes later he said to me "there is something I have to tell you" and I thought "here it is, my way out, right on time" and then he followed it up with something so banal I was like, oh no. I guess this one is real.

“Shania, why are you perpetually single??” Because I have the habit of praying “Lord, if he isn’t the right man, either let him ghost or give me a reason to end things” And lo and behold, no man lasts beyond 6 weeks

@AJamesMcCarthy This is the best thing. P.s. my dogs love space

Update: he made himself right at home and always wants to lay on me Sad eyes are gone

@Rose_McN CONGRATULATIONS

After 4 years, hundreds of starch extractions and many failed PCRs, my PhD thesis is finished. Now to wait for the viva...

@EliMcCann CONGRATULATIONS

Family update: we are so thrilled to bring our new little baby boy home. The dogs need a brother who will eventually be able to drop food onto the floor. We named him West and we are hoping he will save our marriage. So so grateful for everyone who helped bring him to us.

@midwestern_ope East Dakota

What would you call this Midwest state?

Me presenting my research

@QuinaScience To the extent you can plan vacations for times when things are less active, for me that has been winter and later summer before the start of fall semester. Vacation when your collaborators are likely to be off the grid too.

@judahistweeting @PopulismUpdates Great answer

@PopulismUpdates Harriet Tubman was still alive when Ronald Reagan was born

What are the craziest two people/things to coexist at the same time in history?

@mkudzia @selentelechia 🫂

@selentelechia Oof, I’m so sorry. I’m in the same boat and this boat sucks. She was supposed to still be here and I still struggle with denial, myself. Like, I know what happened, I was there, just…it doesn’t make sense. Anyway. So sorry to hear, it really does suck 😔

there is a backlog of things I've been "waiting" to talk to my mom about and it keeps hitting me that she's not here to talk about them I can even imagine our conversation and what she'd say but it's not the same I want the comfort of those familiar rhythms, but she's gone

@TriemTeam My guess would be slightly more bronze ties just because of outlier dynamics?

It always startles me that there are as many gold medals as there are bronze medals in the world. It seems like there should be more bronze medals.

@lopez_wd Absolutely. That’s why its a “net” index. The adhesion of the positive- adhesion of the weird.

@HungryHumpbacks Right but it needs a positive and negative valiance. Kamala’s is spectacularly high in the positive direction, whereas Vance’s is relatively high while negative (or at least… weird?)

I’m glad VP vetting screens for anything illegal or salacious, but we need to integrate meme-ability. Kamala’s #bratsummer femininomenon, was a pleasant surprise, but we gotta prep for the opposite too, like “if there’s a rumor about making love to furniture, will it stick?”

@SolomonRDavid @Tim_Walz Weir people 👍

To be clear: Weird Fish👍 Weird People👎 IYKYK cc @Tim_Walz

@KChenoweth As a fellow Chenoweth, I am sometimes asked if I can sing and I love letting people know you are adopted ;). A Very Happy Gotcha, Kristin!

Y'all might already know... but in my family we celebrated two birthdays. My true birthday (the 24th) and then my GOTCHA DAY! Which is today... the 29th. It's the day my parents adopted me. The day I became a Chenoweth. Gotcha days aren't only for dogs, people!!! I'm forever grateful to my parents for bringing me into their home 56 years ago today. This life they've blessed me with is one I do not take for granted. I love you, mom and dad!! 💛

Surely one of these blokes has an unfair advantage on the water? #Olympics2024

I Believe In Stephen #Olympics2024

@GymnastSteve Loved watching you! Congratulations!!!

USA BABY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IS THIS REAL LIFE

@meagangarrison_ @hanyuchopin You forgot the part where he squints at the horse like its the setting sun.

@hanyuchopin The way he just takes his glasses off, does a killer pommel horse, and then puts them back on makes me so happy

obsessed with this one guy on the US men's gymnastics team who looks like he's getting his phd in anthropology and his only job is pommel horse