TheHuntForTomClancy

NASA almost sent Big Bird, the actual person in the large muppet costume, on this mission. But Big Bird wouldn’t fit, so they got this teacher lady to go instead. I’d like to see a movie where Big Bird is on this mission.

NASA (and I’m not making this up) also had sally ride replace big bird for the space shuttle challenger mission that didn’t work out and went boom on 📺 because the o rings were substandard because they were made by a polygamist Utah cult using child slave labor to cut costs

High Point remains a hilariously fake school where one of the main draws is a campus steakhouse to teach students how to do business over dinner

Incredible bulletins are circulating in our great, BEAUTIFUL, American Fusion centers

bro

whoever wins this auction should check between the tire and the wheel for a brick of cocaine

🇺🇸 My 13-year-old son came into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war — and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, “They died for you, son.” Dollar Store Templar, Brother Hegseth, needs to work on his propaganda.

Like any good writer I keep a 1916 trench gun on the wall behind my desk for literary emergencies.