Greg Myers

#MakeABandLessPopular Pink Freud

@brianmctaggart The curse of Correa.................

Astros SS Carlos Correa has a significant injury to his left ankle that will keep him out of action for weeks, or maybe even months, dealing Houston another massive injury blow, sources told MLB. com late Tuesday. mlb.com/news/carlos-co…

@conquertheno I forget that Cinco de Mayo always falls on the 5th of May.

What's playing in a loop on your TV?

Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos

@brianmctaggart This is a typical number for the Astros garbage pitching staff.

Ryan Weiss through 26 innings with Astros: 7.62 ERA 2.12 WHIP 35 hits 24 runs (22 earned) 8 HRs 20 walks (6.92 per 9) 30 strikeouts (10.38 per 9)

@katyperry God only knows...............

What is real?

I feel almost certain that I'm being Gaslit. I'm picking up a small trail,as we speak.

@luiscalleo Let It Be

What’s the best song by The Beatles?

@AstrosShoulda Was Kyle Tucker a cheater? I can't even keep up all he Astros cheaters.

LA tonight? All the Tucker fans gonna be falling over themselves to give him a standing ovation. I don’t applaud cheaters

@ScottiePippen You never did make a very good sidekick. Sad indeed!

No matter how good you are, the wrong room will never see your value

My butterfly net has migrated to Mexico.

@so_phie_C I always do! LMAO

Would you still post on X if you got zero likes on every post?

@ThrillaRilla369 Bingo!

What do broke people always have money for?

Red Rover, Red Rover, Let Trump come over!

@Monica55dzrh Sterling

@itsMrCross You look like the cat that ate the canary!

Morning in Paris. 😁

I have been eating quite a few dried dates. Especially August 10 and May 22.

Dearest Annie, Happy Heavenly Birthday! You are in my heart forever and ever… miss you my friend…xoxo❤️

I lost my cribbage board again!

@notcee_fan On the highway to hell!

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel?

@DanManCarney Food for thought?

Threatening to kill myself so someone brings me a kebab