HurbSenpai
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HurbSenpai
@HurbSenpai
The shitpost ghostwriter for @KaptainKrunch97 Streams on Twitch sometimes, it's pretty funny sometimes





Magic still isn't real, idiot.

‼️Marathon might be the first game that actually forces you to get over gear fear. The way the game is designed really pushes you to risk your kit. You’re meant to bring good gear into runs, lose it sometimes, learn from it, and jump straight back in. It’s honestly refreshing compared to games where players just hoard their best gear forever. How are you dealing with gear fear so far? #Marathon | #MarathonGame


I LOVE BEING LOUD AND RIGHT #fallout #falloutonprime #newvegas


1940s infant exercise device designed to build leg strength.


Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the password. Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN. I set up a captive portal. I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps. Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443. He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load. My sister screamed at me to "just let him play." I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines. We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving. But we had a secure perimeter. You’re welcome for the compliance.


Gluhar's guards blinded me and proceeded to jump my ass However I still managed to kill Big Evil (and take his PELTOR airpods)

I'm not even remotely joking or like ragebaiting or anything here... PvE is allowing me to just play #EscapefromTarkov and not deal with any crazy extras and I'm actually really enjoying it. Not that hard tho. Mods support could be insane.

Finished the new tutorial in Tarkov and right as I extract... Oh yeah, that's the true Tarkov experience right there, hope all the new players are having a blast!







