Michael G

@billsfanmonica how much worse would it be if her husband named the baby Michael?

@MrMikeCalta @GalvinSeriously @GeoOnAir Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Btw, stupid talk to text… You do your show out of your house in your garage. Does that make you not qualified or professional?… talking about your old tax lady. Lol

@MrMikeCalta you do you show out if your house in you garage… does that make you no qualified to professional ?

@MrMikeCalta 🤣🤣🤣 I kid I kid. Lol

@HurizonMike What!!!

@GalvinSeriously @GeoOnAir @MrMikeCalta @SandyCarmin should walk down the aisle to Carmen’s hairy Chin.

@GalvinSeriously @MrMikeCalta was that David Lee Roth or Kermit the Frog ???

@billsfanmonica Yes, it was me. We only stayed for the first half. Better than that, the table to the left AND the right of us both won. 😂😂😂 GO BILLS !!!

@HurizonMike Was that you who gave me the four tickets? I was gonna say something today, but didn't know your name! No, I was three numbers off of one ticket though! So close!

@billsfanmonica did you win anything at Duff’s yesterday?

@FarleyForQueen @shannie_emm God didn’t abandon them. They abandoned God.

@shannie_emm To be clear, you’re saying cold blooded execution is a natural and deserved consequence of… words? Damn. From now on, every day, I’m going to thank God He didn’t abandon me to wallow in moral filth and decay like He did you.

I’m so confused. Did the people who like this man actually watch his videos and listen to him??? That sounded like a good person to you?? /:

But how many @MrMikeCalta’s is it??? @GalvinSeriously @SandyCarmin @GeoOnAir

@bluhue123 Sure… then it’s also the Cleveland Indians, Washington redskins, sitting Indiana style…

It’s still The Gulf of Mexico Raise your hand if you agree ✋

@annabellaivyy Pls

Say “pls” if you to see what I did in the Target bathroom🤭

@GalvinSeriously @MrMikeCalta @SpanishEP @SandyCarmin @GeoOnAir @PapPapApproved

@CreatureHabit2 @mirandadevine At Polk High, wasn’t it???

@mirandadevine I heard he scored four touchdowns in a single game

Time for another Joe Biden LARP: Varsity Football Star

Same guy!!! @GalvinSeriously @MrMikeCalta @GeoOnAir

@GeoOnAir @GalvinSeriously @SandyCarmin @SpanishEP just spotted @PapPapApproved cursing the streets of Lakeland. Must have gotten lost on a coffee run for @MrMikeCalta

@GalvinSeriously I bet she was really something before electricity.

HOT OR NOT? - A 57-year-old woman named Sandra Henson just pleaded guilty to larceny, trespassing, and disturbing the peace, after crashing a weddings in & STEALING from people. She made off with tens thousands in cash, credit cards, & gifts. #themikecaltashow #hotornot

@GalvinSeriously @MrMikeCalta @SpanishEP @GeoOnAir Morgan Freeman for speaker of the house