sentient dumpster fire

one year later and I’m almost done!!! just working through some final edits 🤩

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u

@KaritaLiz it’s new twitter. RIP former twitter 😭

who else is on Bluesky?

Marj on @Huzeather’s lab data collection: 🎶 “Every time they step into the building, my N goes up! And they stay thereeee!” 🎶(unless they don’t wanna bc research is voluntary) #CITITraining

“I really thrive on trash” -marj

my child is saying bye to polar bears like she understands global warming

trying not to laugh as my baby makes fart noises instead of going to sleep

@the_camputer TOO BAD SHE GIRLBOSSED TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN AND INSTANTLY BECAME AN ADULT

@Huzeather YOU LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BABY AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN’T SLAY KINGS FOR HER

“Eragon walked so Twilight could run” - @the_camputer

I ordered an under-desk footrest because I’m old and everything hurts, but I also ordered a baby bubble lawnmower because I’m a ✨cool mom ✨

the child has learned how to say “no,” and SURPRISE…it is now her favorite word.

today I’m proud of myself for not shitting my pants at kroger

farm to fork! beef and pork! #justMidwestThings

I’ve given up on getting my “pre-baby” body back. Love my curves and rolls or get outta here. xoxo.

@__czk GOOD 😘

can you imagine looking at your sweet lil newborn baby and thinking, “yeah, imma name him Chad” no offense to the Chads of the world

so @the_camputer is trying to teach our daughter new words and she just keeps excitedly saying “booby!” over and over. I did this. I created this booby-obsessed gremlin.

is it a normal part of parenthood to just feel a little bit sick all of the time?