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@Huzeather

I’m on here to be a person, not a professional. Adjust your expectations accordingly 🙃 she/her

Katılım Ekim 2010
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Keara Sullivan
Keara Sullivan@superkeara·
With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u
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Zoe F, PhD
Zoe F, PhD@zfawcett·
Marj on @Huzeather’s lab data collection: 🎶 “Every time they step into the building, my N goes up! And they stay thereeee!” 🎶(unless they don’t wanna bc research is voluntary) #CITITraining
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sentient dumpster fire@Huzeather·
my child is saying bye to polar bears like she understands global warming
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trying not to laugh as my baby makes fart noises instead of going to sleep
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I ordered an under-desk footrest because I’m old and everything hurts, but I also ordered a baby bubble lawnmower because I’m a ✨cool mom ✨
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sentient dumpster fire@Huzeather·
the child has learned how to say “no,” and SURPRISE…it is now her favorite word.
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today I’m proud of myself for not shitting my pants at kroger
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sentient dumpster fire@Huzeather·
I’ve given up on getting my “pre-baby” body back. Love my curves and rolls or get outta here. xoxo.
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sentient dumpster fire@Huzeather·
can you imagine looking at your sweet lil newborn baby and thinking, “yeah, imma name him Chad” no offense to the Chads of the world
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sentient dumpster fire@Huzeather·
so @the_camputer is trying to teach our daughter new words and she just keeps excitedly saying “booby!” over and over. I did this. I created this booby-obsessed gremlin.
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sentient dumpster fire@Huzeather·
is it a normal part of parenthood to just feel a little bit sick all of the time?
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