Tapiwanashe

Bro to bro,if she ask for money iwewe usina just tell her hauna bro,haisi mhosva iyoyo

@BinLadenGully Congratulations bro

I went into the theatre a nervous wreck and came out a father with a whole new respect for the medical profession. "New dad on the block. 👶🔥" Official member of the Dad Club. Big salute to the doctors and nurses Ma engineers haa apa hamusvike muri ma rombe 😂😭😭

@JDSKURWYSYNA @FootballEra_ @ayoimthegoatnew Names?

@FootballEra_ @ayoimthegoatnew Everyone can somehow get shots in this system, just not him

It’s simple, if the Gerd Müller Trophy winner, who scored 100+ goals in two seasons is barely getting shots off in your system but is doing so in every other system, then the problem is you, not him.

@Bazane28 @loiceMututuvar1 Overpriced

@loiceMututuvar1 Econet shop

@Arsenal @premierleague No

Celebrating his birthday with a @PremierLeague Manager of the Month nomination 👏 Vote for Mikel here 🗳️ arsn.al/VPX1rYV

@SkySportsPL Moyes

BREAKING: The Barclays Manager of the Month nominees for March are in! 💼

Constitution Ammendment should be the point of discussion rght now, uyu muri kuda kuzomu vhotera muri muParliament yaani imi musiri member dzeparamende. Muno mhanyidzika ndosaka Zanu ichiita munyabvurira. Instead of pushing to stop the Ammendment makumhanya kuti ndovhotera nhingi

BERTAAAA MARTINELLI AND TROSSARD BYE BYE

@MiguelDelaney Bertaaa

Arsenal have been investigating whether a deal for Kvaratshkelia is possible this summer - his camp are understood to be open to at least exploring options independent.co.uk/sport/football…

@_MakdShelby @Motion_Boy_ 😂😂

@Motion_Boy_ Naĥhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

felt pretty might delete soon💅💅

@iam_AmOla @EduardoHagn @SamiMokbel_BBC 1 back 1 out

@EduardoHagn @SamiMokbel_BBC The injury curse strikes again. right when he had hit top form

🚨 BREAKING from @SamiMokbel_BBC: The initial concerns are that Eberechi Eze will miss around a month with a calf injury. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@dchenjerai001 Trossard age this is the right time to sell for value

@Hwency263 Did u say Trossard?. He has been effective most of the season. Akutotamba kudarika Saka chaiye. The rest i partly agree

Sell White Jesus Martinelli Trossard Havertz

@HandofArsenal Jesus Havertz Martinelli Trossard Odegaard

Everton are showing strong interest in Ben White. While other clubs have made enquiries, it is the Toffees who are leading the race as of today. The strategy is the same as last summer… Andrea has been identifying multiple targets, their personal terms, price range and squad stylistic need before narrowing down the list. More or less, most of the names you have seen have been enquired about. Livramento for example would jump at the chance to sign for Arsenal should we firm up our interest. The same can be said for Alex Jiminez at Bournemouth. Arsenal will begin to formalise interest in their final shortlist in the near future. There is a strong emphasis on the mandate to sell well this upcoming transfer window. A criteria that Andrea will be judged on heavily this summer.

𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗡 𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗦? Yesterday, I was threatened for having insulted the President by saying that his performance in office has been mediocre for us to grant him a term extension. But how would you rate the President if: 1. Under Robert Mugabe, in his first 20 years in office, he built 9,000 km of new paved roads from the 10,000 km left by Ian Smith. 2. Currently, President Mnangagwa has, in the last 9 years, paved and rebuilt 80% of the existing 584 km of the Harare–Beitbridge road, and it is still not finished. 3. He has also been refurbishing and extending 45 km of the Mazowe Road. I would say that the 45km are entirely new. 4. He has also built about 90 km of road in and around Mount Hampden and has been refurbishing about 300 km in cities and Victoria Falls road. 5. This means that, in 9 years, the President has refurbished and built about 1,200 km (6.3%) of roads out of the 19,000 km of paved roads in Zimbabwe, which are in desperate disrepair. 6. The money required to fix all Zimbabwean roads, at an average of about $1 million per kilometre, is approximately $17.4 billion. Where will it come from? Is the President’s performance on roads and raising money to fix them: excellent, good, average, bad, or poor? How many more roads can he fix between now and 2030 at the current pace of 130km per year and the perpetual electioneering for 2030 that has stopped all real work? Tomorrow we will look at healthcare, water, sanitation, electricity and other indicators.

harsh reality

@Santandave1 Zimbabwe ?

The first shows on the African Leg of my tour are in South Africa!!!!! Tickets on general sale this Friday 27th March at 9am local time. santandave.com/tour/

@Afc_DW @sxkaesque @ArataEU Nonsense

@sxkaesque @ArataEU Kepa

Look at the way havertz caresses the ball down in some of these clips and compare it to what that bodybuilder does upfront.

@now_arsenaI Zubi can goo We have Skelly

Gabriel has withdrawn. Zubimendi, brother you’re next.

William Saliba, Leandro Trossard, Jurrien Timber, Martin Ødegaard and Eberechi Eze all staying in London over the next two weeks. Bukayo Saka and Declan Rice have the first week off. Gabriel brother, you’re next.